Female Rejection Lines & Male Rejection Lines

[The Sentinel]

Found this post on the web. Enjoy.


Female Rejection Lines

10. I think of you as a brother. Translation: You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in 'Deliverance.'
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. Translation: I don't want to do my dad.

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. Translation: You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.

7. My life is too complicated right now. Translation: I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.

6. I've got a boyfriend. Translation: I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.

5. I don't date men where I work. Translation: I wouldn't date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building.

4. It's not you, it's me. Translation: It's you.

3. I'm concentrating on my career. Translation: Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.

2. I'm celibate. Translation: I've sworn off only the men like you.

1. Let's be friends. Translation: I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's the male perspective thing.

Top 10 Male Rejection Lines (Translated!)

10. I think of you as a sister. Translation: You're ugly.

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. Translation: You're ugly.

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. Translation: You're ugly.

7. My life is too complicated right now. Translation: You're ugly.

6. I've got a girlfriend. Translation: You're ugly.

5. I don't date women where I work. Translation: You're ugly.

4. It's not you, it's me. Translation: You're ugly.

3. I'm concentrating on my career. Translation: You're ugly.

2. I'm celibate. Translation: You're ugly.

1. Let's be friends. Translation: You're sinfully ugly.

 

[Imbrondir]

Nice

Altough...

10. I think of you as a sister. Translation: You're ugly.

I gave that to a beautyfull girl once, while being AFC. We had been in school together for like 10 years, and I had always thought her WAY out of my league. Then she want to go to a prom with me. (A prom with norweegian royalties tho). I truely meant what I said. She, on the other hand probobly thought the translation. She went crazy about it, and starting to really suck up to me. Aah, my first demonstration of the wonders by being a challenge

 

[Dee-Zy]

BWAHAHAHA

 

[Ded_Skin_Mask13]

Here's another one

Shut the f*ck up you fat ugly b*tch and get away from me!!-translation- Shut the f*ck up you fat ugly b*tch and get away from me!! oh and you're ugly!

that has happened to me a lot, I'll have the ugly b*tch dogging me, and she won't quit bothering me, so it gets to the point where I tell her off and I don't regret it....I've even had to tell off good looking chicks, because they're so persistant and scary!\


If it doesn't work, throw your bottle of beer lightly, she better get the point then.

 

[JoE BoXeR]

Meh you've probably all heard these crude "male comebacks for female comebacks" before, but I still have a laugh when I read them

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slút, you slút

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done fúcking you in the back of my car, I don't give a shít where you go, you slút

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Probably because you'll be on your knees súcking my cóck, you slút

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: So that's how you got the moustache hey? slút

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilised.
Man: No problem, I can always shoot my load in your áss, you slút

Man: I would go to the end of the earth for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick thats impossible to shake off once we fúck, you slút

Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: I'd rather die.
Man: I think you misheard me. I said your áss looks fat in those pants, you slút!

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: That works for me....as long as you are still a little warm when I shove my díck in your áss, you slút

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Fortunately somewhere else...
Man: Just as well because I've been fúcking your sister, you slút

Man: You're pretty
Woman: Piss-off
Man: Don't interrupt, you're pretty...ugly, you fat slút

JoE BoXeR does not condone AFC behavior

 

[smokey]

ha ha ah...

Dude, that cracked me up. I'll have to remember a few of those.

 

[es_mer8]

That was some of the funniest **** I ever read, especially since every once of them ended with "slút"

 

[Evil-Rom]

Hahahaha, damn thats good!

 

[Oxide]

LMAO

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilised.
Man: No problem, I can always shoot my load in your áss, you slút

that is fvcking awesome!

 

[carbani]

That reminded me of a joke..

- Hi, What's up?
- Ah, I've had a divorce with my wife.
- Why?
- A slip of the tongue.
- ?
- I wanted to say: "Pass me the sugar honey", instead I said "You *****, you ruined twenty years of my life".

 

[Oxide]

i dont think i wanna marry anymore

 

[Oji]

LOL too funny.

Oji

 

[numlock]

LOL

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Probably because you'll be on your knees súcking my cóck, you slút


hahaha that's great