"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Jakes21

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Hi guyz, what do u guys normally do when u know its THAT time of the month for ur gf?do u give her more space?be more talkative about stuff?or what? The last thing i wana do is to have sex with her while shes menstruating.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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The female body is more sensitive than ever when its her time of the month, so making out, kissing her neck, working her breasts is more pleasurable than ever for her. Play your cards right, and you can get an awesome BJ, T!t w@nk, and dependin on how heavy her flow is, and how adventurous she is, possibly even a bit of bum action. There's more than one hole to penetrate :)
 

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I bang her anyway. My last GF didnt bleed very much at all, so it wasnt a big deal. Girls feel really self conscious, so a few extra compliments, and a ltiile reassurance, should keep them in a better mood. all girls are different though.
 

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And how was the sex,if u mind me asking?are they hornier?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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To be honest, i was hoping u would respond to my post.thanx wil give a few compliments, try a few new makeout moves,etc and see what happens @ cinamon
 

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Well that's just nasty... Just get some throat.
 

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:D I have two weeks of being a normal tempered woman.

:cuss: The third week (the week BEFORE) I am grouchy and short tempered.

:cry: The week OF my period...I'm miserable. I cramp, I get headaches, back aches and I will burst into tears at mild provocation. I don't want sex, I don't want to be touched :nono: unless you're rubbing my shoulders and saying "Oh poor baby!"

This is just me. Everybody is different.
 

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Well, the last thing I do is jump on a forum and ask a bunch of dudes for advice on what my girlfriend needs when she's menstruating.
The first thing I do is find out of her what she needs. But that's just me :p.

I'll be honest dude, if you want a solid relationship with a woman, you need to learn from her. She'll teach you faster than any seduction forum or pickup guru. You just need to learn to trust what she's teaching you, rather than the words she uses.

My ex- liked being more intimate during that time of the month - so cuddling up watching movies was ideal for her (and me). Understand that there's more to a girlfriend than just the sex element.

Having said that, sometimes she'd get ridiculously horny (I may, or may not, have had something to do with that :0 ), and we'd end up just ****ing any way. It's just blood dude: and as far as I'm concerned, if you're willing to stick it in a chicks ass, you run the risk of faeces. I personally much prefer blood on me, than sh!t.
 

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I know what to do but i wanted to know what other guys do when their gf is menstruating.thats that...but thanks for the advice...
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I'm picturing an English bird saying, "Would you mind buggering me bum this week instead?"

Sweet.
 

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You'll have to use your normal tactics the first two weeks. The third, they will near about rip your clothes off because they're ovulating. During the forth week, try not to take too much stuff personal within reason.

And that's all you need to know about the female cycle.
 

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It sounds to me like you are in a round about way telling us that you want to bang your girl even though she on her rag, and asking our permission. So...... it's perfectly fine to have sex while she's raggin, however, take into consideration that sometimes girls stink something fierce when they are on their period, and some really bleed a lot, some barley bleed at all. As noted, it's very ture that girls are much hornier on their period, but are also much b!tchier, big catch 22. If you are going to have sex anyway, do it in the shower, or lay down some towels, and turn the lights off.
 

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Jakes21 said:
To be honest, i was hoping u would respond to my post.thanx wil give a few compliments, try a few new makeout moves,etc and see what happens @ cinamon
I am super horny on the run up to my period and while i am on also. I behave like a right wh0re. My pill makes my periods really light, so I am only really out of action for 2 to 3 days.

You know, the best thing i did was get a good vibrator, so if the urge to get your p*ssy banged is overwhemling you can use the vibrator while he goes to town on your ass, or elsewhere. You just need to be creative if you really want it. When you need a fix, you need a fix :)
 

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oh god i cant even think of that time of the month without wanting to puke, why in the name of god is there blood coming out of there, get the hell away from me
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Unbridled_Phoenix said:
I'm picturing an English bird saying, "Would you mind buggering me bum this week instead?"

Sweet.
I've never put it like that before. The word Bugger isnt actually commonly used, Its usually more of a "take any hole you want" and hope he goes for the bum.
 

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I say Bugger a lot. But normally I'm drunk on rum and dancing around a camp fire shouting.
 

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one girl I see uses this thing that's kind of like a diaphragm but for stopping bleeding. She insists on it because, well... she wants it all the time. It's a bit awkward sometimes but it means we can fvck when she's on her period
 
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