"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Female Guard caught screwing inmates

f283000

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Alle_Gory said:
First it was all the nonsense about the Illuminati and the New World Order, then it was the nonsense with the end of the world in 2012... yet again, and now this.

Did you ever graduate high school?
I'm a college graduate, did YOu ever graduate from high school?

Stop being such a feminist. A woman's natural role is the home. She has no place anywhere else except being at the home raising children to be good citizens. It is not our fault that the system is totally corrupt to the point a woman has to work in a place she has no place in (a jail) to help make ends meet. Don't get mad at me get mad at the system that has made it not possible for a man to support a family all by himself making the woman leave the house, and the children be raised by negative influences such as television and the public school system.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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A woman with a gun is no less a threat than a man with a gun.
 

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f283000 said:
I'm a college graduate, did YOu ever graduate from high school?
Sure did. Went to University for a bit for biochemistry then realized it was a big crock. Now I'm almost finished my Degree for Business Finance once I realized how things worked. A few more months and I'm done.

Stop being such a feminist.
Fvck you. Don't call me a feminist.

Feminism is all about woman power, women are better than men.... yadda yadda yadda.

A woman's natural role is the home.
Agreed.

She has no place anywhere else except being at the home raising children to be good citizens.
Disagree. There are some women that don't fit the cookie cutter just like there are men. Some are actually good at things and can contribute to society in a beneficial way. Singers, artists, cooks, nurses... etc. All roles that complement their nature.

Now as far as this jailer job, yes I agree with you. No place to put a woman especially when they are so vulnerable. Mentally more than anything.
 
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