female farting in front of you and on you

[vinkoch]

Been getting more serious with someone. She started farting in front of me. I think it's hilarious. But wondering if she secretly sees it as me tolerating direspect. Today we were spooning watching a movie, and she let one rip and felt it vibrate on me's junk. She said sorry ate too much navy bean soup. I just laughed. Thankfully they never smell.

 

[Jair213]

wtf lmfaooo..

shes just a farter bro... aslong as she doesn blast one during sex cuz that would totally kill the mood haha

 

[Pardner]

Been getting more serious with someone. She started farting in front of me. I think it's hilarious. But wondering if she secretly sees it as me tolerating direspect. Today we were spooning watching a movie, and she let one rip and felt it vibrate on me's junk. She said sorry ate too much navy bean soup. I just laughed. Thankfully they never smell.

Wait until you get a whiff of a smelly one. Is she overweight? I certainly wouldn't put up with a female farting on me. Where do you guys find these women?

 

[vinkoch]

Wait until you get a whiff of a smelly one. Is she overweight? I certainly wouldn't put up with a female farting on me. Where do you guys find these women?

Nah she's 5''3 120 lbs
Shes queefs like crazy too but no smell lol. Adds a lil somethin to the bangin. Im just a perv maybe.
My question was focused on whether they see you as failing a sh1t test (no pun intended) because you didn't put a stop to it.

 

[Fireballs]

If a girl farted on me like that she would get kicked off the couch. Gross.

 

[LMFAO]

Tell her you have a brazilian fart fetish and next time she farts to tell you in advance so you can put your face on it and smell it.

She won't do it again :cheer:

 

[Between_The_Lines]

She's either flat out disgusting or testing you ...in a disgusting way, neither of which are any good. I can understand one getting away from you here and there - we're only human - but that's grounds for a break up in my book - call me a tight @ss all you want (no pun)

 

[GS750]

I really don't find farting in front of each other cute. But to each their own I guess. Don't blame you for dropping her.

 

[Who Dares Win]

We dont live romanticism like a romantic movie but open farting should have no place in a couple, not even after being married, its ugly if the guys does while it gross if its her.

With my ex girlfriend while she was sucking my c0ck I had to fart, I tried to keep it as long as possible but realized I could not come.

The only thing I had to do was stand up with the excuse of getting some paper in the toilet, tried to fart there but didnt manage, the same moment I got back on the bed I felt the need again.

 

[MillionBillionaire]

Call the b1tch out and tell her to start acting more like a woman and stop farting everywhere.

 

[logicallefty]

I don't mind a woman farting around me. I just say "damn girl you just made paint fall off the wall with that".

On the other hand one farts on me, like points her a$$ right at me and willfully and wantonly lets loose, then she may get my boot up there to clog the hole. :kick:

 

[Suspens]

That's only the beginning.

Don't be surprised if she decides to poop in your mouth. Not sure if you could laugh then.

Edit: she is trying to break up with you without hurting your feelings, letting you to build up disgust and then dump her ass by yourself. Sounds like you don't get it though.

 

[In2theGame]

Thats fvckin nasty IMO

 

[Between_The_Lines]

Edit: she is trying to break up with you without hurting your feelings, letting you to build up disgust and then dump her ass by yourself. Sounds like you don't get it though.

That's very possible too, deliberately sh1tting on her femininity to make herself as unattractive as possible in order to push him away. If OP digs that sort of thing though, I'd say he found himself a nice little catch..

 

[Jaylan]

I try not to fart around women early on as I imagine it's not sexy at all. But sometimes fart just have been, & I can understand if she does it in front of me sometimes. But to fart on someone is just gross and just really immature. I wouldn't do it to her and I would hope she wouldn't do it to me. I wouldn't dump someone over it though. I would just tell her to cut out the gross crap.

Dudes are reading too much into this as usual. This was a girl simply who is comfortable with op. All he has to do is tell her he's not a fart fan..the same way women have to tell guys that. She likely was not thinking much about this.

 

[PeasantPlayer]

The biggest turn off for a women

 

[Deadly_Ripped]

Hey man, if you're cool with it that's all that matters. If that's her version of a sh1t test, then the only thing you can do is be true to yourself. If you dislike it, tell her to stop. If you don't care, then make sure she knows it. It's not a sh1t test if she's doing something that doesn't phase you in the slightest.

 

[djthiago1]

Everybody sh1ts, everybody farts, burps, everybody pukes, gets stinky pits, groins, feet, and so on. We're all human guys, take it easy. Now what i don't like is a woman that does/have those and don't care, now that's fvcked up.

 

[Soolaimon]

You have a low class woman on your hands man. It won't be long until she thinks it's funny to fart right in your face.

Everybody sh1ts, everybody farts, burps, everybody pukes, gets stinky pits, groins, feet, and so on. We're all human guys, take it easy.

We know that.

Women are not supposed to $hit, fart, stink in your presence or on you.

That is a low class disrespectful woman who has no manners.

Now what i don't like is a woman that does/have those and don't care, now that's fvcked up.

Why are you telling us to take it easy when you agree with us that is fvked up for her to do/have that?

She is farting on him and you say that is fvcked up.

Nice contradicton!

 

[djthiago1]

You have a low class woman on your hands man. It won't be long until she thinks it's funny to fart right in your face.



We know that.

Women are not supposed to $hit, fart, stink in your presence or on you.

That is a low class disrespectful woman who has no manners.



Why are you telling us to take it easy when you agree with us that is fvked up for her to do/have that?

She is farting on him and you say that is fvcked up.

Nice contradicton!

I didn't even read what OP said, i'm just putting out my opinion, women are human and sometimes stuff happens, it's cool as long as it's NOT on purpose.