Feild Report--- Want your comments.....

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

squirrels

Master Don Juan

Aug 23, 2004

hb, way to go on actually talking to her and getting the number. If it's for real, cool. Just don't be calling her up full-time now. And if you say "let's just be friends", be careful taht isn't where she sticks you. YOu can say pretty much ANYTHING, but don't start ACTING like you want to be her friend or that's where you'll end up. My take, anyway.

As for some of the rest of you...

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.