"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Feel free to use my line if a woman expects you to buy a drink.

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"I made a promise to myself not to get any girls drunk"

Say this in a very serious tone but with a slight smile on your face.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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"I wouldnt buy you a drink if you were good looking."

Thats reserved for bytches who are obviously being condescending about it. I came up with that when some chick was being a bytch at the end of the bar, and when I walked by her to take a leak, she rudely said "Buy me a drink." and I said that line. Her friend said "She works at Fantasy Girls (strip club) you know." So I said "Oh really? You a bartender there or something?" Best neg EVER! Walked away with head held high after that one.

Sorry op, but yours is lame.
 
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