backseatjuan
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He has muscles and I and my president have beer gut! Go get drunk gents, thank you!
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Fan boy!He has muscles and I and my president have beer gut! Go get drunk gents, thank you!
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She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
I think Trump and Putin would have a great partnership. At least for a while. Once they set things back the way they should be, then they'll take aim at each other and set off the nukes.Fvck you. America alone is best. You just hate is cause you anus. You wish you were American. Wait till trump becomes our great leader, he will destroy you in just one moment.
On a serious note I agree. We could learn a couple of things from Russian society.I think Trump and Putin would have a great partnership. At least for a while. Once they set things back the way they should be, then they'll take aim at each other and set off the nukes.
I actually agree with this and in fact I'm of the opinion we're at a point in time that Russia could be useful to the U.S. as a closer ally. I think there's a lot of potential between our two nations we're all missing out on.I think Trump and Putin would have a great partnership. At least for a while. Once they set things back the way they should be, then they'll take aim at each other and set off the nukes.