backseatjuan
Banned
He has muscles and I and my president have beer gut! Go get drunk gents, thank you!
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Fan boy!He has muscles and I and my president have beer gut! Go get drunk gents, thank you!
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That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
I think Trump and Putin would have a great partnership. At least for a while. Once they set things back the way they should be, then they'll take aim at each other and set off the nukes.Fvck you. America alone is best. You just hate is cause you anus. You wish you were American. Wait till trump becomes our great leader, he will destroy you in just one moment.
On a serious note I agree. We could learn a couple of things from Russian society.I think Trump and Putin would have a great partnership. At least for a while. Once they set things back the way they should be, then they'll take aim at each other and set off the nukes.
I actually agree with this and in fact I'm of the opinion we're at a point in time that Russia could be useful to the U.S. as a closer ally. I think there's a lot of potential between our two nations we're all missing out on.I think Trump and Putin would have a great partnership. At least for a while. Once they set things back the way they should be, then they'll take aim at each other and set off the nukes.