"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Favourite room colour?

Hockey Playa

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I think i can receive some good insight here. Im moving into my new house shortly. I have the option to paint it any colour i want. When i picture my room in my head, i see it as either a navy blue, or a forest green. Than i wondered if these colours were too dark. Im no expert on this, was just wondering if any of you were satisfied with the colour of your room , and what it is... I want it to look comfortable, and suave..
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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penkitten

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navy blue with white trim is nice, and so is a gray color for trim.
 

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Simplicity is the key. Something clean. White is never a bad idea. Remove your tv from the room you sleep in. Keep the room basic and sparse. Remove any books or other crap as well. Maybe add a small simple player for your I-Pod or MP3 player. Keeping EVERYTHING white is always a good idea. Make sure the lights that you go with are not too intense. Make it so that you wake up to fresh outdoor light. Try different light scents. AGAIN, keep it clean, simple, and fresh.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Francisco d'Anconia

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Depends on what kind of energy you want from the room. I say kill two birds with one stone go to one of the major paint retailers who has a cute design specialist to help choose colors. You can practice your sarging skills while she clues you in on manly colors that help women feel relaxed when hanging out at your place. ;)
 

Michele l'Arcangelo

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for some reason i could picture:

Black paint with random hot pink and hot green squares at the top.

and then a black light in your room.

but i'm 17... won't look nice i guess if you're older and you own your own house already.

but thats just me... it sounds pretty sweet to me... but might be REALLY hot during hot seasons.

i'm into "punk"-ish themes.
 

Create Reality

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Ohhhh I will have to go with the Mauve, OMG OR LAVENDER!!!!
 

sparky0000

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Only would you boys make this into a post about "hot chicks" :p. Paint retailers and sarging. I have now heard it all. And to think, if I had done what I was supposed to do I would probably be doing the same exact thing :nervous: .

I am kinda into the whole Scandanavian Design look now. I like its simplicity, its clean lines, and the overall feel it radiates. A good number of hotels are going with that look because of its relaxing qualities. Your bedroom is about rejuvenation. You want to avoid clutter and loud colors. You want to avoid clashing objects and/or colors. Lack of intensity in the bedroom is actually what you should aim for. In one word - SIMPLICITY.
 

Michele l'Arcangelo

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sparky0000 said:
Only would you boys make this into a post about "hot chicks" :p. Paint retailers and sarging. I have now heard it all. And to think, if I had done what I was supposed to do I would probably be doing the same exact thing :nervous: .
nobody mentioned hot chicks at all, or sarging

edit// nvm i guess francisco did for some reason.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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