"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Favourite Guitarists

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As a keen guitarist, just wondering which guitarists y'all like.

My 2 favourites are Clapton and Frusciante. Shout out to Hendrix and Page.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Ripper

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Yeah, as far as acoustics go, he's my man too.
 

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I'm my least favorite guitarist. I get pissed off at myself so much because I suck. Lol

Favorites has to be John and Jack. Anyone that can play a guitar and sing is also an instant favorite.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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PAUL WELLER is the MAN

EDIT: I also like Pete Townshend before he started "privately investigating" child pornography.
 

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Randy Rhoads, EVH, Nuno Bettancourt, George Lynch, B.B. King, Carlos Montoya, Sabiccas,..

and too many more.
 

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Richard Thompson (Fairport Convention, etc.) doesn't get nearly the recognition he deserves, nor does Will Sergeant of Echo & the Bunnymen. I've always liked PeteTownshend, Robert Fripp (King Crimson), Roy Wood (The Move, 1st ELO album), and Roger McGuinn (Byrds) a lot, too. Some of my favorite classy, understated guitar work was done by Justin Clayton on his obsure, excellent 1999 Limb album.
 

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Oh ****...here we go! :rockon:

John Petrucci
Galder/Silenoz
Dave Mustaine
Marty Friedman
Claudio Sanchez
Daniel Gildenlow
Roine Stolt
Steve Howe
Mikael Akerfeldt
Chuck Schuldiner (RIP)
Dimebag Darrell (RIP)
Abbath
Stephen Carpenter
Alex Lifeson
Steven Wilson
Matt Bellamy
Willie Adler/Mark Morton
James Hetfield

Geniuses...:woo:
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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I like Tom Morello, David Gilmour, Mark Knopfler, **** Dale among others.
 

Nighthawk

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Neil Young. Especially the savage, feedback-drenched, often tuneless solos.
 

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Jimmy Page, Dave Gilmour, Adam Jones, Jack White, Slash, John Frusciante, Mike McCredy, Stevie Ray, Joe Walsh, Dimebag Darrell
 

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Jimi Hendrix
Eric Clapton
Jimmy Page
Jeff Beck
Eddie Van Halen
Stevie Ray Vaughan
Joe Satriani
Ritchie Blackmore
Steve Vai
David Gilmour
John Petrucci
Randy Rhoads
Allan Holdsworth
Paul Gilbert
Yngwie Malmsteen
Phil Keaggy
Jason Becker
John Mclaughlin
Duane Allman
Chuck Berry
Slash
Kirk Hammett
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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Stevie Ray Vaughn, Lenny Kravitz, Alex Lifeson, Jimi Hendrix, Prince
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Steve vai, Joi Satriani, and Tommy Emmanuel....also andy mckee is pretty earthy sounding.
 
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