"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Favourite Bodyspray

Dogfish

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Wow, I can't believe, there is no such thread!
What is your favourite Body spray?
I am currently using "Old Spice Red Zone - Pure Sport"
It has good durability, meaning it gets the sweat and the scent for a wuite long time.

I usually like the AXE-scents, but they are too expensive and don't last the whole day.

In germany, where I am normally, I used to use the "powder"-spray, which gives really good protection.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Shiftkey

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I use Old Spice, but in stick form. I switch up the difference scents of Old Spice at random.
 
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