"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Favorite Seinfeld "Main" Character

Favorite Main Seinfeld Character

  • Elaine

    Votes: 1 2.8%
  • George

    Votes: 15 41.7%
  • Jerry

    Votes: 3 8.3%
  • Kramer

    Votes: 17 47.2%

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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Its funny how the most AFC characters in a movie are also the most well-liked. Jerry is the most successful character in Seinfeld, but he's kind of boring compared with George.

I love some of the stuff George says. "A man gave me a massage. And I think it moved!"
 

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Originally posted by Joe The Homophobe
George and Kramer = best characters in history of tv!
I wish Jerry wasn't such a pr!ck and let production roll on the Kramer spinoff. THAT would have been the greatest situation comedy ever!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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oh yeah, well the jerk store called, they ran out of you
 

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This is one of the best shows ever. You guys should also watch Curb Your Enthusiasm, its humour is somewhat similar to the earlier seasons of Seinfeld, because it has the same co-creator Larry David.
 

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Originally posted by MVP
This is one of the best shows ever. You guys should also watch Curb Your Enthusiasm, its humour is somewhat similar to the earlier seasons of Seinfeld, because it has the same co-creator Larry David.
Yes, Curb is just a good as Seinfeld if not better.

If you are a fan of George's character, you will LOVE CURB.

These shows are so successful because they touch on alot of things we all can relate to.

I.E, In CYE, Larry does not want to do a "stop and chat" with someone because he does not know than well enough.
 

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Why is nobody going to pick elaine?

What was so 'bad' about her character?

I bet it's cause she was made to look whiny.

That show was crazy though, all about dating...

were they AFC? Or were they just way too picky?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Originally posted by ethnomethodologist
Why is nobody going to pick elaine?

What was so 'bad' about her character?

I bet it's cause she was made to look whiny.

That show was crazy though, all about dating...

were they AFC? Or were they just way too picky?
Elaine was ok, I did not like her hair style or maybe she reminded me of some unattractive girl who had the same hair.

Jerry was too picky, he would date knockouts and find something wrong with all of them.

"She had man hands".
 

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Originally posted by ethnomethodologist
Why is nobody going to pick elaine?

What was so 'bad' about her character?

I bet it's cause she was made to look whiny.

That show was crazy though, all about dating...

were they AFC? Or were they just way too picky?
she had tons of funny spots but compared to george she aint ****
 

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Originally posted by mahon83050
Yes, Curb is just a good as Seinfeld if not better.

If you are a fan of George's character, you will LOVE CURB.

These shows are so successful because they touch on alot of things we all can relate to.

I.E, In CYE, Larry does not want to do a "stop and chat" with someone because he does not know than well enough.

Yeah, I just remembered that the character of George is actually based on Larry David. George Costanza is basically Larry David!
 

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Elaine 0 0%
George 5 50.00%
Jerry 2 20.00%
Kramer 3 30.00%

elaine lost :down:
 

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I WAS IN THE POOL! I WAS IN THE POOL!

George is the man on that show, although he started to bother me in the later seasons which is where Jerry got better.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Jesus Christ, When Kramer wore the technicolor dreamcoat and that wide brimmed hat then got arrested.

Cop (OS) - "Turn pimp. I said turn!"


Kramer - "But I'm not a pimp."
 

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Kramer is the best. I love the one where he gets arrested for being the smog strangler, and waves high to George and Jerry.

Or when he tells the story about the mugger on the bus. :crackup:
 

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HAHA! Wooo!:woo:

Who voted for Elaine?
 

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It's gotta be George Castanza. My favorite episode of all time is the one with George and his pops getting into to it with the hole "Serenity Now!!!" thing. That was just hilarious.
 
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