mahon83050
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I would have to say a toss up between blue and green.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Favorite eye color on a woman
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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Spanish girlsaliasguy said:
I like one eye brown and one green!
Francisco d'Anconia
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Green eyes, dark hair.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Francisco d'Anconia
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Oh there is such a joke in there about the one brown eye....Last Man Standing said:Spanish girls
I like one eye brown and one green!
God's sadistic cosmic joke is that apparently I'm drawn to green eyes.mahon83050 said:
Sadistic because most of these women are insane, and deep down, most have been quite nasty when I find out their true nature.
But there are other eye colors hat are pretty. Even certain shades. A so called "friend" has the brightest blue eyes, and they're really quite beautiful. Especially when she wears certain colors that make them look bluer than they are already. I'll say that for her... I'm not attracted to her, but really, her eyes are quite beautiful.
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As dark as possible, at least with dark hair and fair skin. So freakin sexy.
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Esoteric message.Francisco d'Anconia said:Oh there is such a joke in there about the one brown eye....
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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sperm colored white with a little pearl in it