"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Favorite Condom?
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
My Name is Nobody
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My Name is Nobody
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They have an ad insert in the box of rubbers I just bought.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
My favorite condom is the Trojan Twisted Pleasures or Ultra Ribbed. Both feel great and my girlfriend loves both kinds of them.My Name is Nobody said:
Also, the vibrating rings (Durex version) are amazing, but the only downside to them is that they only last twenty minutes, while I last an 45 mnutes to an hour.
My girlfriend said that it is great because even when I stop, it won't. She had one of the best orgasms of her life with it.
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
I dont really know which kind I use though, I usually buy a big pack and if I forget to bring a condom I will just buy one from quick stop....I need to find some condoms that are good.
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
They come in a nifty and very inconspicuous metal box....my mom saw the box and was non the wiser...not that it matters for me but for you youngins might not be a bad idea.
They have 200 or so "pleasure bumps" along the outside and i suppose it makes a difference but since most of the sex i have if ONS i don't really have too much time for feed back.
Lastly they come individual vacum sealed plastic containers that are resistant to water. So if you leave on in your back pocket and wash it, you don't have to worry about it getting chewed. I put a few through the dryer and they looked okay when they came out but i didn't use them.
BONUS: They all have individual illustrations and catch prases. The one in my pocket now says "Mix ONE up" and has a picture of a DJ. The two next to my bed say "Wild ONE" with a picture of a lion and the other says "ONE eyed Jack and has a playing card jack picture.
They're the best marketed and fun condoms ever!
Killer_Demo
Don Juan
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
I just go to walmart. They are cheap and easy.PHAT Rabbit said:
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