My cousins boyfriend was meant to take my cousin out for dinner, he started drinking with his mates and gave her a call at about 8pm. She said where are you? He said I'm in a bar and I don't know whether to meet you or go clubbing with my buddies - So I flipped a coin... and you've lost



Even though I care for my cousin I can't become offended, he's not an abusive guy he just does what he wants and it's hilariously successful
Even though I care for my cousin I can't become offended, he's not an abusive guy he just does what he wants and it's hilariously successful