"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
take some pineapple banana juice
take some orange juice
peach snapes
green apple liqure
triple sec
mix and enoy
user43770
Guest
if you want a real chick drink that they'll love, Smarties Shots. 1/2 grape liquor, and 1/2 melon liqour. Don't ask, somehow it tastes like smarties.
other than that, look up online for differnt kinds of shots. Personally if i'm planning on getting ****ed up i'll have several shots of Liquid Cocaine. Not for the faint of heart :|
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
Tequila Sunsets are popular in the summer.
Vodka grapefruit. (If you salt the rim it's called a salty dog) one of my personal favorites and wins the ladys over cause they can't taste the booze.
I'm really into scotch and irish whiskey these days. Rob Roys have been flavor of the month.
I use to be a bartender at one point so I've had a ton of different liquor streaks now.
War Against Betaism
Master Don Juan
I.A.F.Y.B.
Master Don Juan
just so suave
Senior Don Juan
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
WhitePimp
Master Don Juan
bigjohnson
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Long Island Iced Tea
Basil Hayden + Ice
Teflon_Mcgee
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Contains Creme de Menthe and Creme De Cocao. It's a chocolatey, minty drink.
Sex on the beach. Yeah its girly but if you've got woman with you then you might as well join them cause they are pretty tasty.
AMF (adios mother f*cker.) Good drink.
A good shot is a brain hemorage or brain damage (depends on locality.)
Also a chocolate cake.
Back in the day I used to drink 3 wise men but I can't handle whiskey no more.
Now it's girly drinks or a good stein of ice cold beer.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
bigjohnson
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