"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Fatty: Being a Bride is a Basic Human Right

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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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zekko

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That is some crazy sh!t right there. You couldn't write a better parody article than that. A basic human right to have a large wedding? With a party in a castle, champagne, and a horse and carriage, all paid for by the taxpayers. I don't know if this girl is just stupid or if she naturally expects this considering the entitlement culture that we live in.

She says she "deserves" all this, even though she is too overweight to work. What has she done to deserve this exactly?
 

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Don't be so quick to blame this girl for being super crazy and entitled.

She's a creation of the state. She's been trained to think this way. Try to imagine this from a guys perspective. You hit the bar, can't get laid, so you start to play video games. Then the state rewards you with free hookers for ten years.

Wouldn't YOU feel entitled to some awesome puzzy by that point?

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Miss Broom left school without any qualifications and started a job as a nursery nurse aged 16 for two years.
She left after being overlooked for a secretarial role by a 'skinny blonde' and applied for several other jobs, without success.
She then lost interest in trying to find work and resorted to binge-eating crisps and sweets.
Within a year, Miss Broom weighed 17 stone and in 2001, aged 19, was declared unfit to work after suffering from depression and back problems associated with her size.
She qualified for benefits and has not worked since.
19 years old, and goes on the government dole because she's too fat. At 19, VERY FEW humans are capable of responsible, rational thought.

Her irrational thought has been rewarded for TEN YEARS by the glorious state.

Is it any wonder the collapse of Western Civilization is eminent?
 

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I know a lot of young people who get a monthly check for a fake disability. I met a 22 y/o girl last year who had a *permanent* disability because she was depressed. The state had judged that she would never recover from this depression, and would thus need a monthly check for the rest of her life. She seemed perfectly normal to me.

Epilepsy is another good one. They can't tell for certain when people are faking it. My neighbor has that one. She supposedly had one seizure at work one time - I'm guessing related to being on meth - and now she is permanently disabled. I've never seen or heard of her having a second seizure. She drives and works for cash on the side cleaning houses. She also got both her kids declared disabled for adhd & autism so she could get additional checks for them.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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A former girlfriend of mine received $800/month from social security because her child suffered from defiant behavior disorder, depression and ADD. That's a hefty freebie for simply passing on bad genes. No wonder the system is going belly up.
 

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the_stig said:
A former girlfriend of mine received $800/month from social security because her child suffered from defiant behavior disorder, depression and ADD. That's a hefty freebie for simply passing on bad genes. No wonder the system is going belly up.
Are you sure it's bad genes, or is it a bad lie compiled with a system that gets more funding based on how many kids get diagnosed? I'm pretty sure my kid suffers from the latter.
 
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