"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Fatties make their own SI calendar.....

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http://hellogiggles.com/plus-sized-sports-illustrated-cover-proves-sexy-doesnt-size-limit

Look I'm all for women having confidence, but this reads like an Askmen.com article telling you what you need to look like to get girls by being sensitive and listening to her needs or something. I mean, do what you have to do to be confident in your own skin. If these fatties look and feel good to themselves, so be it. I'm sure there's guys out there that may like that look, I don't know. But is glorification of fatness really all that women can come up with?

Tell me this....what is the downside of keeping yourself in shape at a healthy weight? What disadvantage is there? Put the fork down, damnit.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Lol glad I'm not the only one who thinks ask men is sh*t. That site comes off as written by women to set men up.
 

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Fatal Jay said:
Lol glad I'm not the only one who thinks ask men is sh*t. That site comes off as written by women to set men up.
Yep. They realized a few years back that the primary audience for internet "style" sites is female, regardless whether they are titled "ask men" or "ask wombats," it's women clicking through. Hence the slide to female audience pandering in such places.
 

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Fat people are just disgusting. Have a little respect and cover yourself.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Yo'Mama said:
wud still smash one in the middle
Agree. A few of those chicks are simply thick and curvy. I wouldnt smash the huge ones, but the thick chicks can get it.

All in all, I prefer an athletic woman with firmness and tone. Both the thick girls and the SI models are weak and squishy. Im not a fan of skinny-fat chicks My arms shouldnt be bigger than a chicks thigh. And her thigh should be considerably bigger than her calves or arm. Girls need to get on dem squats and leg press.
 

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I wouldn't hesitate to bang 3 of them and, who am I kidding, I'd probably bang the fourth if I was drunk/she seemed fun/nobody was looking. She is certainly cute enough.
 

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I'd bang the piss out of the one in green.
 
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