"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
fattie from tinder catfished for 10/10 guy
- Thread starter sosousage
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
wifehunter
Master Don Juan
wifehunter
Master Don Juan
And, the entitled chip on her shoulder.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
wifehunter
Master Don Juan
Brilliant, women, or in this case cows, using their own bad behaviour to their advantage.
White knights love this stuff! !! Makes them feel secure when they've pleased the queen.
Joking aside, this is sickening.
wifehunter
Master Don Juan
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How many fat guys would believe reasonable to match with a top model and have a date with her that easily?
This in a further proof of how screwed up the percetion of women currently is, this is way beyond entitlement.
This in a further proof of how screwed up the percetion of women currently is, this is way beyond entitlement.
Yeah that woman was xxxxx-large size and she thought a world-wide known 10/10 model from face and body will date her.
Btw the guy who records these videos uploads them regularly and also got once trolled by his friends pretending to be FBI into drinking his own piss, recording it on video and posting it online lol.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Solomon
Master Don Juan
The guy sounds like a frigging weirdo.......
but I get it but still smh
but I get it but still smh