"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Fatal car crash Graduate died texting behind the Wheel

The Mad Ghost

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A graduate died in a head-on car crash while sending a text message, an inquest has heard. Tracy Wale was on her way to move into a flat with her partner when she drove on to the wrong side of the road and hit two cars.


Miss Wale, a criminology graduate, was about to start a job with Thames Valley Police when she died. The 22-year-old was described as ‘a much-loved daughter, sister and friend’, her family said in a statement.

‘She was always full of such vibrant energy and potential,’ they added. ‘It was a terrible accident with terrible consequences and there is no getting away from the fact using a mobile phone while driving can kill. If anything good can come out of the death of our daughter, we would urge people to switch off their phone before getting into a car.

Her phone was set to ‘text mode’ when it was found in her Vauxhall Astra after the crash on the A508 in Northamptonshire in April.

‘She may have been distracted by attempting to write a text message,’ PC Brian Johnson told the inquest.

Northampton coroner Anne Pember recorded a verdict of accidental death.

It used to be, don't talk on the phone and drive, but TEXT whilst driving, guys?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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I tried to text once. It's almost impossible! I mean your eyes are not even on the road and your attention is on your phone. It's actually illegal in my state for anyone to text and drive. Texting while driving is a death wish. Your friends can wait for what ever you have to say. That's why texting is so awesome. You are not required to text back right away. Some people seem to forget that though. An instant response is not worth anyone life.
 

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Not worth it. I drove past a totaled car about five months ago, surrounded by police cruisers and fire trucks. The smashed windshield was covered with a white sheet stained with blood. The outline of the body visible, limp lifeless female hand sticking out from under the sheet . Wasted life.
 

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"But if I don't say LOL immediately she might forget about me!"

Texting is soooooo AFC, and texting while driving is the Darwinistic manifestation of a man being so AFC that he is unfit to survive.

Leave the texting for the teenieboppers, boys. You got work to do.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I'm a road warrior at work, so, I see it ALL the time. Often I'll Count male/female cellphone-to-ear usage while out there. Women will be turning and WHIP their stupid as5 non-peripheral visioned head and eyes around in a gaze/daze probably talking about nothing worth mentioning in particular, and proceed to let their foots off the brake as I am coming clear down their lane causing me to brake and swerve. These are Old women just as well as young-uns.

I've counted consistently over the year, 7 out of 10 females on average with the phone stuck to their ears while driving (why not invest in a bluetooth headset?? BECAUSE THEY WANT TO BE NOTICED ON THE FVCKING PHONE attention-seeking slvts, young or Old). For men, it's 4 out of 10, yet again, probably more serious "worthy" talk about matters, but still probably unnecessary for 2 out of the 4 who do.

I'd imagine that if the econ got so bad that women couldn't afford their cellphone bill, they'd starve rather than give it up!
 

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Since my state made driving while texting illegal, fatalities have actually gone up. Now people have to hold their phone below the dash while they text and drive, so that they can't be seen by cops.
 

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Right now I'm preparing my life for spinal surgery because a year ago last October 29th, a woman was either texting or dialing while driving and she slammed into my stopped vehicle at 40mph.

The result - 4 of my vertebrae were smashed and one disk was completely obliterated. Now it's bone-against bone.

I was sitting in my minivan at a red light, and I looked in the rear-view mirror and saw this woman bearing down on me with the phone right in front of her face. She got a new car out of it, and I got a lifetime of pain and drastically limited activity.
 

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Bible_Belt said:
Since my state made driving while texting illegal, fatalities have actually gone up. Now people have to hold their phone below the dash while they text and drive, so that they can't be seen by cops.
I actually learned in an engineering class you have to learn that the possible side effects of passing laws can have worse consequences. When seat belts were first instated fatalities also went up because people thought seat belts would make them invincible and they drove faster/more recklessly.

A lot of law makers give little credit to how people might abuse or try very hard to avoid laws in any way that they can.
 

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Atom Smasher said:
Right now I'm preparing my life for spinal surgery because a year ago last October 29th, a woman was either texting or dialing while driving and she slammed into my stopped vehicle at 40mph.

The result - 4 of my vertebrae were smashed and one disk was completely obliterated. Now it's bone-against bone.

I was sitting in my minivan at a red light, and I looked in the rear-view mirror and saw this woman bearing down on me with the phone right in front of her face. She got a new car out of it, and I got a lifetime of pain and drastically limited activity.
Did you sue? That has got to be good for at least a million.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Bluntmaster said:
Did you sue? That has got to be good for at least a million.
I'm suing, but in New York State back injuries don't go very well in court. Also, my orthopedic surgeon says I had a previous injury in there, and it does look like I did. Of course the other side is going to pounce on that. The fact is, though, that I've never been to a doctor in my life for a back problem.

I expect to get very little out of it.
 

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Now if only this happened more often. Thank goodness she took some stupid out of the gene pool without hurting an innocent person.
 
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