MatureDJ
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Fat women have more sex
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Luke Skywalker
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So what does this study really prove? 87% for normal women and 92% of fat women have had sexual history -- doesn't really say anything as both percentages are high, and a 5% difference doesn't really eventful.
It doesn't say what type of sex (i.e. monogamous relationships or promiscious) and really doesn't lend itself to any sort of conclusion. It doesn't say if the people who had sex with them did so because they wanted to, or just took the easy way out because it's more difficult to get with the hotter girls.
It doesn't say what type of sex (i.e. monogamous relationships or promiscious) and really doesn't lend itself to any sort of conclusion. It doesn't say if the people who had sex with them did so because they wanted to, or just took the easy way out because it's more difficult to get with the hotter girls.
Desert Fox
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I only have 1 rule for my pool, my bed, my house:
NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED
NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
fat girls do give better head...because they have to....because they're fat
speed dawg
Master Don Juan
Pvssy starts at fabulous and only gets better. Haven't you guys learned anything from the field? Just don't get a fat girl pregnant or something.
You just can't let pvssy control you. That's something you can learn here.
You just can't let pvssy control you. That's something you can learn here.
MR_PERFECT
Senior Don Juan
True Story: The best sex I've ever had was the ugliest woman I've ever been with. She was so fat and unattractive; I've yet to describe her to anyone.
One day, I stop by her house, and she's talking to me about her boyfriend, who eventually became her fiancé. When I saw the picture of the two of them together, my mouth hit the floor. He was a really good-looking guy. He totally blew me away at the time (I was fat too). She would always mention to me guys she used to date, or guys she was dating. I only believed her because the stories about each guy was consistent.
One day, I stop by her house, and she's talking to me about her boyfriend, who eventually became her fiancé. When I saw the picture of the two of them together, my mouth hit the floor. He was a really good-looking guy. He totally blew me away at the time (I was fat too). She would always mention to me guys she used to date, or guys she was dating. I only believed her because the stories about each guy was consistent.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
bigjohnson
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Actually no, never. But then I don't go out and get drunk BEFORE I pick up girls either. Words to live by mon ami.
wjh
Master Don Juan
LOL!!!Colossus said:
SoCalMike
Senior Don Juan
Not sure what they mean by 'fat', but there is definitely a scale.
There are the 'chubby' chicks with big tits and nice faces, which most dudes will hit.
Then it progresses from there up to whale status - which only a sick desperate fool would touch.
There are the 'chubby' chicks with big tits and nice faces, which most dudes will hit.
Then it progresses from there up to whale status - which only a sick desperate fool would touch.