Fat People's Friends?!

[=Nathan=]

Uh, Guys.

Have you ever noticed fat people have hot chick friends...well atleast in Australia they do...

Why?!

Is it cause there fat?
They have a different personality to attractive people?
Because I'm yet to notice that there friends are blind?

 

[oakraiderz2]

Who cares? Its not like these girls are having sex with their fat guy friends.

 

[Upside]

Fat guys have more fat cells so they can store more testosterone in their bodies. More testosterone=more manly=more chicks.

 

[KontrollerX]

Dude its the same reason many women tend to keep an army of gay friends around...

And the reason is its male friends that are "safe" as in are not going to try and get in her pants and can make her feel good with all the male attention and protective nature without having to give those guys anything substantial in return because in the gay guy's case they don't want it and in the fat guy's case they'll be kept in line behaving around the girl like she wants them to so long as she continually strings them along and manipulates them into thinking they may have a chance with her at some far away distant time in the future and the better they act towards her the faster that future may arrive tee hee!!!

 

[Aragon034]

EDIT: read OP wrong.

Yeah i'd go with Kontrollers theory here. it happens here in Toronto as well and i know quite a few hambeast dudes who have ridiculously hot chick friends.

 

[VdoubleR]

You are only looking at the negative side of the "fat guy/hot chick" situation.

Why not look at the positive side and make this situation work in your favor?

If you befriend one of those fat guys you will have instant access to their network of hot girls.

-VdoubleR

 

[Teflon_Mcgee]

Fat guys have more fat cells so they can store more testosterone in their bodies. More testosterone=more manly=more chicks.

Adipose fat cells are a main culprut of estrogen production and storage.

Being fat ----> More estrogen
More Estrogen ----> Girlfriend like behaviour
Girlfriend behaviour ----> You become someone's girlfriend

Not to mention fat guys tend to not work out.
Not working out ----> No increased testosterone production

 

[Upside]

Adipose fat cells are a main culprut of estrogen production and storage.

Being fat ----> More estrogen
More Estrogen ----> Girlfriend like behaviour
Girlfriend behaviour ----> You become someone's girlfriend

Not to mention fat guys tend to not work out.
Not working out ----> No increased testosterone production

Way to debunk my theory :crazy:

 

[Lust]

Uh, Guys.

Have you ever noticed fat people have hot chick friends...well atleast in Australia they do...

Why?!

Is it cause there fat?
They have a different personality to attractive people?
Because I'm yet to notice that there friends are blind?

Yeah mate, I live in SA and I've noticed too. That's why you always try to be nice to the fat chicks!

 

[DJVladdy]

I hope that testosterone/estrogen discussion is a joke. I hope you guys are not serious otherwise... sigh

 

[Upside]

I was joking. People by now should know how the body works to some extent.

 

[Teflon_Mcgee]

I hope that testosterone/estrogen discussion is a joke. I hope you guys are not serious otherwise... sigh

I was joking. People by now should know how the body works to some extent.

LOL! I was serious about the estrogen.
Not really about the girlfriend behaviour.

But now that I think about...hmmm.
It might explain how a guy could stand prolonged, repreated exposure to a femal group , exclusive of males, and not be getting any from anyone. Don't you pretty much have to have the same hormones to do that?

 

[ExcelNPrevail]

Fat chicks are funny.

I guess since its because they don't have looks going on for them....so they develop some kind of personality...lol! I never been with one but met alot since most girls always introduce there (fat)friends.

 

[oakraiderz2]

Fat chicks are funny.

I guess since its because they don't have looks going on for them....so they develop some kind of personality...lol! I never been with one but met alot since most girls always introduce there (fat)friends.

Fat chicks arent funny and dont have a perosnality. I boned a thick big boned chick with an ass like whoa...sex was bomb as was the head. Haha once i had a fat girl introduce me to her friend...funniness.

 

[=Nathan=]

Lolicon.