backseatjuan
Banned
Your physical apperance does not matter, it's the condition of your soul. If your soul says I want to be a gymnast and your body weight 400 lbs, it takes balls and skillz to win an event!
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.