"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Fat Face!

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Unbridled_1

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if you've taken steroids or GH, then get off them. Otherwise, as written many times before, you cannot spot reduce. You must lose fat overall and it will come off from all the parts of your body (I'm assuming your face was less fat before you bulked up).

If you would like to get cosmetic surgery, consult Mahon83050, the Sosuave Plastic Surgery Expert.
 

Templeton

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A fat face is often due to the water retaining properties of androgenic anabolic steroids (AAS) - not GH though. GH may make your actual bones grow if too much is taken (jaw, frontal lobe) medical term is acromegaly (think thats spelt right) - not a pretty sight!

Drink plenty of water - I mean a lot - 2-3 litres per day. Look at your carb intake too - this is often the culprit, especially wheat based carbs like pasta and bread as wheat will make you retain water so reduce if needs be. You could possibly try an over the counter anti estrogen like Ergopharm's 6 oxo or Biotest M if you wanted.
 
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