"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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LowPlainsDrifter

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A lot of left wing social critic types try to convince the masses that we should all accept our bodies, and that being fat is OK. In fact to them, "worshipping" thinness and a toned body is some sort of aberration.

I call "Bull" on that one - if that was the case, if obsession with being in good shape were some sort of recent phenomenon, then why do hundreds of ancient statues of men and women depict them as slender, graceful and muscular?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Francisco d'Anconia

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Originally posted by LowPlainsDrifter
...I call "Bull" on that one - if that was the case, if obsession with being in good shape were some sort of recent phenomenon, then why do hundreds of ancient statues of men and women depict them as slender, graceful and muscular?
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Because there was no reality television. They had to take part in their own realities by being actively a part of it. Today people don't need to. They can sit back and watch other people be active.
 
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fat girls give better head, because they're hungry.
 
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