"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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fat chicks! dont knock it

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thechallenger

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at younger ages my pals and i would give the most credit to those who bagged the hottest chicks
and ridicule the guys who even associated with ugly ones
i have to say that
the nasty ones youd not want to be seen in public with but...

they are easyer
they have far far less head games
they are sluttier
they do have vaginas and probably nicer tighter ones to boot

last time i checked my penis does not have eyes yet!
so pretend your humping the girl in your 2nd hr math class that you want to so bad:up:
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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SinJester

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Are you serious? What is the point of that. You might as well just masterbate.
 
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I.A.F.Y.B.

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Nothing wrong with thick girls.... But, there is a line drawn between thick and fat.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I dated a girl who was 5'2" and 150lbs., she wore it really well and she was only a little pudgy around the waist and had slightly thunderous thighs, but it complemented her round butt, and she took it like a real woman would.
 
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Haha. Well whatever makes you happy. I mean we started with this DJ thing to get the best life we could get. The best chicks. The best lifestyle. And you are walking around humping fat chicks. Well if that is the best yourself then go ahead. More models to me :)
 
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