Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Fat chick proud of her obesity shows off in lingerie

MatureDJ

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WARNING: DO NOT LOOK AT THIS ON A FULL STOMACH! :eek:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/stella-boonshoft/self-portrait-ask-me-why-_b_1987406.html

This picture is for the strange man at my nanny's church who told me my belly was too big when I was five.

This picture is for my horseback riding trainer telling me I was too fat when I was nine.

This picture is for the girl from summer camp who told me I'd be really pretty if I just lost a few pounds

This picture is for all the f*cking stupid advertising agents who are selling us cream to get rid of our stretch marks, a perfectly normal thing most people have (I got mine during puberty)

This picture is for the boy at the party who told me I looked like a beached whale.

This picture is for Emily from middle school, who bullied me incessantly, made mocking videos about me, sent me nasty emails, and called me "lard". She made me feel like I didn't deserve to exist. Just because I happened to be bigger than her. I was 12. And she continued to bully me via social media into high school.

MOST OF ALL, this picture is for me. For the girl who hated her body so much she took extreme measures to try to change it. Who cried for hours over the fact she would never be thin. Who was teased and tormented and hurt just for being who she was.

I'm so over that.

THIS IS MY BODY, DEAL WITH IT.
My opinion: :down:
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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FatChick said:
This is my body. Not yours. MINE. Meaning the choices I make about it, are none of your f*cking business. Meaning my size, IS NONE OF YOUR F*CKING BUSINESS.
"My body is none of your business, now look at this half-naked picture of my body!"
 

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No thats is YOUR body so YOU deal with it, Im not gonna pay more taxes to cure your self inflicted disease nor build a special access to the school wasting money which serves for new books just to build an elevator for your fat ass.

You can be as fat as you want but do not expect anyone to copy with such mess.
 

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See here's the argument against universal healthcare that's not even concerning the costs of obesity on the system and such.

It's your body. You deal with it. For all diseases even. Your words

But no, this won't fly with women at all. These sort of slogans only apply when it's something that helps them. Logical consistency is not for them.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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"Who cried for hours over the fact she would never be thin." I see...someone needs to utilize her time more effectively.

If you've been in the game long enough, you would know these fat chicks do not care for their body as much as they say they do, having unprotected sex with anyone they bed...but hey, no one would know they were pregnant.
 
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