"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

fat chick: I’m going to stop caring what size I am

Thread starter MatureDJ
Start date Jul 19, 2018

MatureDJ

Master Don Juan

#1

I was reading this, and it made me nauseous:

https://www.thelily.com/meet-the-su...joy-and-inclusivity-to-synchronized-swimming/

my opinion: No one wants to look at your fat asses.

Especially in a swimsuit.

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

S

skinnyguy

Master Don Juan

#2

I have several friends who are chubby chasers. They are getting laid on the reg. If I did the same thing I would throw up.

IKO69

Master Don Juan

#3

If they are already fat they obviously hadn't cared up until now

Who Dares Win

Master Don Juan

#4

Former convicts decides to stop caring about laws and justice...thats how I read it.

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