MatureDJ
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Fat chick from "The Office" used to be NFL cheerleader?
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
SharinganUser
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In the 1970's.
Seriously, you guys are freakin' sick. The 70's??? Hell, Susan Dey was once a hot piece of azz, but nobody should care these days! Females have a short little time span to be attractive. After that they should be barefoot, pregnant, and out of my field of view. A kitchen is the perfect place for them.SharinganUser said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww0CJbV1GPc&feature=related
Reference to 70's and Susan Dey.