"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Fastest knockout of all time
- Thread starter backbreaker
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Yeah, that's it, that's the one I was referring to.DevanE said:
What kind of gay ass **** was that?!?!
Buakaw is an amazing fighter, that dude is just frightening.
As for most painful, no way anything could beat this!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6znehWQhyqk
or
http://youtube.com/watch?v=g7dr5E116CQ&mode=related&search=
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Oh man..those just made me dizzy.speakeasy said: