OK guys I know this sounds really juvenile and trollish but I swear this just happened.
Met this girl a few weeks ago. She's studying law and comes from a good Christian family. We been out on a few dates and fooled around and everything is sweet. Since she is "saved" she will let me do anything to her except vaginal penetration. After a lot of persistence and foreplay I finally got her to have anal sex, which was fun (if not somewhat hypocritical).
That's not the freaky part though. We are all finished up and I'm smoking a stogie and she turns red and says she has to ask me to do something that will turn her on. She wanted me to huff her farts!
At first I laughed it off but she insisted that she had a live one and really wanted me to spread her cheeks and take a deep whiff. Of course I refused, still not convinced she was being serious, until she let a loud one rip! Holy Baby Jesus on a Sh-t Stick - that was by far the most putrid smell I've ever experienced coming off a woman. I almost hurled!
She got real embarrassed, threw on her clothes and ran off. I sat here puzzled, wondering two things
1 - Why do I attract these weird freaky btches?
2 - Did that really just happen? Are people really into this?
All it took was a google search for "Fart fetish" to confirm that yes, this is a real turn on for some. I'm in a state of shock right now but cant help laughing my ass off and sharing this weird experience. Anyone else out there deal with, or even heard of a fart fetish? Even though it just happened I still cant believe it
Met this girl a few weeks ago. She's studying law and comes from a good Christian family. We been out on a few dates and fooled around and everything is sweet. Since she is "saved" she will let me do anything to her except vaginal penetration. After a lot of persistence and foreplay I finally got her to have anal sex, which was fun (if not somewhat hypocritical).
That's not the freaky part though. We are all finished up and I'm smoking a stogie and she turns red and says she has to ask me to do something that will turn her on. She wanted me to huff her farts!
At first I laughed it off but she insisted that she had a live one and really wanted me to spread her cheeks and take a deep whiff. Of course I refused, still not convinced she was being serious, until she let a loud one rip! Holy Baby Jesus on a Sh-t Stick - that was by far the most putrid smell I've ever experienced coming off a woman. I almost hurled!
She got real embarrassed, threw on her clothes and ran off. I sat here puzzled, wondering two things
1 - Why do I attract these weird freaky btches?
2 - Did that really just happen? Are people really into this?
All it took was a google search for "Fart fetish" to confirm that yes, this is a real turn on for some. I'm in a state of shock right now but cant help laughing my ass off and sharing this weird experience. Anyone else out there deal with, or even heard of a fart fetish? Even though it just happened I still cant believe it
