Famous historical people's quotes on the oppoiste sex

[jonwon]

Dont marry a woman you love, marry a woman who loves you (if your going to do it)- A Taxi driver.


You cant make a ho an house wife - We all know this one.


Men age like fine wine, woman age like milk -

 

[romangod]

"Women, cant live with them - pass the beer nuts." Norm Peterson


Cheers!

 

[Amazing]

Off topic but Napoleon was 5'7.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleon_I#Image


Interesting, a French pouce is about 94% of a British inch. So if one tried to convert Napoleons height 1 to 1 from pouce to inch they'd get 62 inches or 5'2.

In most paintings he is shorter as well. In any case, I am 6 feet, so better luck next time, shorty

 

[Mojogoat]

Quite literally Cheers romangod, lol

 

[Julius_Seizeher]

"The wife of Caesar must be above suspicion."

In addition to being the founder of the Roman Empire, the creator of our modern calendar, and peerless military leader (his name is translated to mean "leader" in several languages: Czar, Kaiser, etc.), Caesar was one of the biggest horndogs in recorded history. He is said to have used this quote several times in his life, when he was ready to trade a wife for a new one.

 

[HeyPachuco!]

jay z, the blueprint album, forgot which song.

It's Take Over (jay z owning azz again, HeHe). I remember that quote like sunday's roast.

keep these quotes coming, they're glorious!