"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Fall boyfriends. Smh @ whats put in the national tv news

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/09/fall-boyfriend-craiglist-ad_n_5791520.html

I just saw these two women on tv, and all I could think was "could you imagine if the genders were swapped". The uproar in social media would be ridiculous if two dudes spent their summer hooking up and then were put on national tv to talk about their laundry list demands over what a woman should look like, wear, and be in order to be merely a cold month girlfriend.

Talk about entitled women screwing around with hot guys in the summer and settling in with nice guys in the fall. This kinda stuff is why Im glad Im not dating in a big metro city and why Im happily single for the last almost 5 years.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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It was a joke. Dont add to the fire.

You think doctors are thinking about this.
Late morning "news"...who watches that but old ladies. They are just keeping them entertained at home.

Also, guys dont talk about it...they be bout bout it
 

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Guess the satire went over my head. I just couldnt imagine men getting away with this and being put on tv without being lambasted for such an ad (even if it was a joke)
 

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Dude, its stupid female crap. I dont get it either, but im already looking for a cuddle girl this winter. Who cares...

Just feel sorry for any guys that respond to that ad.

Slow news day, or rather, they dont want to report the real news.
 
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