"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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johnny_depp

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Okay so this is a weird question. For the past year I have been making these fake temporary tattoos. They actually come out real cool and stuff. I draw tons of different things. So what I do is put the drawing I want on a piece of paper and put the piece of paper on someone, then take off the paper and I see an outline of whatever the picture is and I use pen to go over it. they look really cool. sometimes people will ask if its real... By the way im 20 someday I would love to be a real tattoo artist. So in a way its kinda like practice.

I was wondering what do you guys think about my fake tattoos I do? is it to p*ssy or what? please be honest. also do you guys think the chicks will think its kinda cool? The reason I put them on myself is so I can test it out to know if I want that tat later. I know there is a difference and all. By the way I gave my sisters friend one and she thought it was f*cking cool haha.:)
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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DJDamage

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johnny_depp said:
I was wondering what do you guys think about my fake tattoos I do? is it to p*ssy or what? please be honest.
I think it is more pvssy to ask for opinion from a bunch of faceless strangers on the internet what they precieve is cool and what they think about you.

If you think its cool then that is what counts and you should stick with it, you shouldn't give a fvck what others think of it.
 

johnny_depp

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DJDamage said:
I think it is more pvssy to ask for opinion from a bunch of faceless strangers on the internet what they precieve is cool and what they think about you.

If you think its cool then that is what counts and you should stick with it, you shouldn't give a fvck what others think of it.

thanks thats true.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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