"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Fake suicides and AWs

Starrie

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Early this morning my ex sent me a dark text. It was melodramatic BS basically limericking 'goodbye' and that she's going to pill herself out. It's par for the course for her. I normally go out of my way to barely give her the time of day when she contacts me, largely because she's literally the hottest lay I've ever known and I wanted to keep the door open if wanted back in.

But, I couldn't help thinking 'what if this is the real deal' (she's a Grade A nutjob). So, like an idiot, I called her...voicemail. I later found out that it was a mass text, and that it was just 'just a poem' :rolleyes: So, I took the bait, like countless other idiots I'm sure, and gave her what she's looking for. I'm glad she's not dead but, damn, this kind of nonsense p1sses me off. It's so disrespectful I can't believe it. OTOH, it's like my d1ck is cured. That's how repulsive this crap is.

Don't waste yourself on nutjobs. There is not one worth the grief.

Ugh. Venting concluded.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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TillTheEndOfTime

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Starrie said:
Early this morning my ex sent me a dark text. It was melodramatic BS basically limericking 'goodbye' and that she's going to pill herself out. It's par for the course for her. I normally go out of my way to barely give her the time of day when she contacts me, largely because she's literally the hottest lay I've ever known and I wanted to keep the door open if wanted back in.

But, I couldn't help thinking 'what if this is the real deal' (she's a Grade A nutjob). So, like an idiot, I called her...voicemail. I later found out that it was a mass text, and that it was just 'just a poem' :rolleyes: So, I took the bait, like countless other idiots I'm sure, and gave her what she's looking for. I'm glad she's not dead but, damn, this kind of nonsense p1sses me off. It's so disrespectful I can't believe it. OTOH, it's like my d1ck is cured. That's how repulsive this crap is.

Don't waste yourself on nutjobs. There is not one worth the grief.

Ugh. Venting concluded.

Man, the above is what happens when you put pu$$y above common sense. You will put up with so much just because you might have sex again down the road. I hope you learned your lesson.
 

irocknike23

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Ya that is low...

You really didn't do anything wrong, just having compassion for your fellow human being. Just hit her with a text saying "You got issues" and dont acknowledge her after that.
 

Starrie

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Yeah. True. It bugs the hell out of me that I called and she didn't take the call. Of course she didn't. It was an AW bomb. She just wanted to make her phone explode. But I hate that I took the bait.
 
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