"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Fake ID's
- Thread starter kk2004
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
TonyTheTigerOI
Master Don Juan
Fakes are a waste of money.
Imf rom buffalo, where r u?
WesCottII
Master Don Juan
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
familyguyfan
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Yeah, but what are the chances that you'll know someone over 21 that looks enough like you to use for an ID? I know it worked for you based on another post, but most people aren't so lucky.Originally posted by TonyTheTigerOI
Dont waste youre money. Instead, get someones expiered thats over 21. That gets you into most middle-class bars if it looks like you and you know the information (addres, birthdate, zodiac sign, name, ect). If you want to be really sneaky you could chalk the expiration date and then use hairspry over the face of the card so they cant feel the bumps.
Fakes are a waste of money.
Imf rom buffalo, where r u?
It shouldn't be too hard to find someone that makes them. My friend that's a sophomore in high school got a senior at my school to make one for him. He is able to buy beer all the time. You just have to go to a place where a teenager, or someone else that doesn't really care is working (ex: grocery store) or a gas station where a foreigner is working. It probably wouldn't work with ABC stores and clubs though, but if all you're looking to do is buy beer, then you don't need a top-notch fake.
1. This only works if you have a friend who is over 21, and has his driver's license in a different state than the one you currently live in. I know this sounds weird, but if you go to college it shouldn't be that tough to find someone in this category.
2. Have your friend go to the DMV and ask for a non-driver identification card. I believe almost all states offer this. He'll only be required to fill out a form and show other ID (his out-of-state license will be fine).
3. This is an official ID that looks exactly like a driver's license and is considered equivalent in terms of authenticity - the only difference is it doesn't allow you to drive.
4. Your friend will likely be charged a small fee, less than $20, so this is the cost to you.
5. You now have a non-expired, authentic, fully functional identification card. As long as you somewhat resemble your friend, this should allow you to get in or purchase alcohol anywhere!
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
I've actually gotten a legit ID for a friend in the past using a tactic similar to this one. I went down to the DMV with him and applied for a nevada ID using my maryland liscense (which i no longer have because i'm a nevada resident now) but anyway I filled out the paper work and everything and paid like a 5 dollar fee to get the identification. Then It was time for me to get photographed but instead of going to the photo area, I went to the rest room where my friend was waiting in one of the stalls. I handed him the paper work and he went and got HIS picture taken with the documents. All he had to do was read of my home address to the lady taking the photos and making the ID's and she had him take a seat. He signed my name to the digital signiture machine and it was a done deal.
I made him buy me booze and what not a few times as restitution. I kinda thought this would look strange when I went back to the DMV to get my nevada liscense but really they didn't care at all.