Fake businness cards with fake jobs

[Thechamp]

Any one tried handing out Fake businness cards with fake jobs , etc on them ? Fake websites etc ,

 

[parkthebus]

I haven't but would be an interesting experiment. Being that most women don't really care about the details of your job (unless it involves emotions) they probably wouldn't know you're BSing.

 

[Tictac]

Take lying to a whole new level on the cheap.

Are you really that desperate? Are you really this lame?

 

[Suspens]

You may as well introduce some other guy.

 

[El Payaso]

She'll find out sooner or later.

 

[VladPatton]

That's beyond desperate and chumpy. Invest in improving your life truthfully, not in fake business cards.

 

[old_skoolr]

Honestly you'd have more success if your card simply had your name and below said:

'baddest mofo of all time'

 

[parkthebus]

Also, in what scenario would this impress a woman? You'd just look big headed

 

[SgtSplacker]

Get a fake car and fake money while you're at it. Maybe even a fake diiick.