Failed hookup attempt

[LaDanian Tomlinson]

Alright, I'm at this party and I'm talking to this girl for about 30 minutes. I ask her to take a walk with me outside so i can make a move on her. I bring her to the side and start kissing her. I ****ing like bit my tongue and she's like "what are you doing?" and i'm like "i ****ing bit my tongue". then i continued kissing her. I completely screwed up kissing her. Seriously this was the first time i ever made out with a chick. I was like biting her tongue on accident and her tongue was like choking me and ****. So i definatley got to work on that. Anyways back to the story, so then i'm like sit down on the curb with me.

me: so do you like giving head?
her: no...
me: how many times have you gave head?
her: like 3 or 4 times...
me: do u want to do it one more time?
her: no

For some reason i didnt take a hint. Then i asked her if i could finger her and she said no. Then i'm like alright lets go. As we were walking back:

me: I'm so sorry for acting like an idiot
her: its ok i get used a lot
me: if you ever want to see me again give me your number
she gives me her number
me: do u honestly want to see me again?
her: yes

And i'm like ****ing confused at that point. I mean i did so many things wrong:
1. i didnt converse with her very well
2. i sucked at kissing
3. i apologized for acting male

And then today she somehow found me on myspace and requested to be my friend. I guess shes really desperate or something because most girls wouldnt put up with that behavior. I was planning on deleting her number because I ****ed up so bad but now that she asked to be my friend i'm wondering what i should do.

What would you guys do if you were me?
What do you guys think of the way i tried to hookup with her?
And How the **** do you kiss a girl?

Thanks for reading this long ass post

 

[wheelin&dealin]

Yo, yo, yo... you gotta take your foot off the gas pedal abit. I know you wanna empty your balls all over this chick's back, but you gotta play it cool. Take her out on a few dates, only make-out with her for the first few weeks. Leave the sex out of the question for a while. Chicks need a reason to have sex with you. They don't just gear down asap unless they're really slutty.

 

[oakraiderz2]

me: so do you like giving head?
her: no...
me: how many times have you gave head?
her: like 3 or 4 times...
me: do u want to do it one more time?
her: no

For some reason i didnt take a hint. Then i asked her if i could finger her and she said no. Then i'm like alright lets go. As we were walking back:

me: I'm so sorry for acting like an idiot
her: its ok i get used a lot
me: if you ever want to see me again give me your number
she gives me her number
me: do u honestly want to see me again?
her: yes

And i'm like ****ing confused at that point. I mean i did so many things wrong:
1. i didnt converse with her very well
2. i sucked at kissing
3. i apologized for acting male

And then today she somehow found me on myspace and requested to be my friend. I guess shes really desperate or something because most girls wouldnt put up with that behavior. I was planning on deleting her number because I ****ed up so bad but now that she asked to be my friend i'm wondering what i should do.

What would you guys do if you were me?
What do you guys think of the way i tried to hookup with her?
And How the **** do you kiss a girl?

Thanks for reading this long ass post

DO NOT ASK IF SHE WANTS TO GIVE YOU HEAD! DO NOT ASK IF YOU CAN FINGER HER! EVAR! Thats pretty much what you COMPLETELY messed up on. You didnt apologize for being a male, you apologized for being a total deusche. I would have sat on the curb with her and chatted her up so that she would have fancied me even more. Then i would have made out with her and grabbed some titty. I think what you did was moronic and happened because of your excitement which you couldnt contain. Next time take it easy and dont be overly agressive. Be agressive but dont be so blunt. Girls like that smooth rico suave sh*t where you dont ask but you just do or make them want you to touch their cooter. When you kiss a girl do it GENTLY! No snappy or jerky movements. PM me and i shall solve all your problems, ive been in your shoes...well kinda.

 

[Damian]

By bringing up sex in casual conversation, all you are doing is telegraphing interest and LOWERING your social value. By doing so, you are giving off the vibe that you are needy and sexually desperate. That was the BIGGEST mistake that you made that simply cascaded into the rest of your interactions. You should be the one that SHE is fantasizing about, not the other way around. Apparently, you need to work on your own definition of 'Subtlety' because you don't have it down very well. Stop thinking with your ****, and more with your brain, man, you should know better.

-Damian

 

[Muphaser]

Dudes derparate. Just don't ever show it. Ever

 

[benassi]

wow. lmao. that is the funniest thing ive ever read lmao omgggggggg hahhahaa - please PLEASE read the bible, PLEASE understand u NEVER NEVER NEVER just RANDOMLY ask a girl for head that you JUST met .. especially like sittin down and randomly askin her, i duno how u had the balls to even ask that & u dont ask to finger her.. u gotta jus get her horny first nd then do ur thing, no questions asked.

ive ****ed girls without even sayin a thing about it... girls i jus met, it's not about the words, it's about the way u do ur thanggg haha

 

[Phat]

lmfao this is so dam funny wooww lmfaoooo...

 

[LaDanian Tomlinson]

i feel such like a ****ing idiot now. everytime i think about i slap myself in the face.

 

[OfficeSpace]

haha I hope to God this thread was a joke! ROFLMAO!

 

[arealman]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

jeeeeeeeeeeeeeezz...
thats worst then me back in like... middle school or some ****
perhaps you should bust a nut BEFORE u go out to find bitties
haha
theres really never a real need to ask a girl ****..
they dont even know what they want, but showin them that you dont
know what you want, or how to get it, is even worse.
They just want you to setup the deal and conditions and then they will follow, that way you can doggystyle them while they hold on to the sheets screamin ur name, while her boyfriends at work - shes not worried about him much anyway shes just going to justify it later..

theres def been times I've heard a girl say it was MY fault for her cheatin on her boyfriend.. girls are naturally followers, they are like people that still think they are in highschool, they'll say or do anything and run with it, if they are given feelings of approval

 

[shydude]

WDF? OK u met a girl then u kissed her without even knowing her?? Then you asked her to give u a head, she said NO!! And then after all the bull she still gave u her number. Well go easy there pal, take her on a couple of dates, dont start kissing her and bang her on the same day! Try being more of a chalenge, She thinks ur easy now. Try kissing her on the second date and bang her on the 5th date~Good luck