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Facts about life in funny way.

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Hello Dons,

Pururva greets everyone with 'Namaskar' from the sunny land of India.

In my first post here, I've translated few funny facts from Hindi to English for your reading pleasure.

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1. **** and Death may come at any time.
2. Snake and *****, kill at the spot.
3. Life and pubic hair are messed always.
4. **** and Water always makes their way.
5. Wife and Vehicle, never land to anyone, would come back all ****ed.
6. Rocket and Lust can take a man anywhere.
7. Boobs are Emotions, How hard you press, much harder they surface out.
8. A Tap and **** are never straight.
9. No matter how tall a girl is, she would pee sitting.
10. No matter how much you shake the **** , last drop would shed in underwear.
11. Boobs are Tobacco, more you rub, higher the pleasure.
12. Dog would pee and girl get ****ed only by spreading legs.
13. Always , hammer an iron and ****fied a ***** , when they are hot.
14. An Audio Cassette and a Girl, must be played from both side.
15. **** a ***** two times an year, one when it rains and another hen it doesn’t.
16. Keep your Ego and **** in control.
17. Crush the rebels and boobs whenever you see them.
18. A Man and Mouse always runs towards a hole.
19. Bin is the best place for older ***** and newspaper.
20. Make your move when you notice a green signal and a *****.
21. Tongue and **** don’t possess a bone.
22. Another man’s Job and woman always entices.
23. **** is always darker than body.
24. Meditation, Eating and ****ing must always be in private.
25. Everything is fair in Fight and ****.
26. If you think you are a Don Juan, make 26th on your own.:D

Thanks.
 

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Sorry DJs,

I didnt know editing thaty posting the edited stuff in this post.

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1. Shyt and Death may come at any time.
2. Snake and Puszy, kill at the spot.
3. Life and pubic hair are messed always.
4. Dyck and Water always makes their way.
5. Wife and Vehicle, never land to anyone, would come back all fuc*ed.
6. Rocket and Lust can take a man anywhere.
7. Boobs are Emotions, How hard you press, much harder they surface out.
8. A Tap and Dyck are never straight.
9. No matter how tall a girl is, she would pee sitting.
10. No matter how much you shake the dyck , last drop would shed in underwear.

PS:Mods, Please merge it with first post.
11. Boobs are Tobacco, more you rub, higher the pleasure.
12. Dog would pee and girl get fuc*ed only by spreading legs.
13. Always , hammer an iron and dyckified a puszy , when they are hot.
14. An Audio Cassette and a Girl, must be played from both side.
15. Fu*k two times an year, one when it rains and another hen it doesn’t.
16. Keep your Ego and dyck in control.
17. Crush the rebels and boobs whenever you see them.
18. A Man and Mouse always runs towards a hole.
19. Bin is the best place for older puszy and newspaper.
20. Make your move when you notice a green signal and a wh0re.
21. Tongue and dyck are boneless
22. Another man’s Job and woman always entices.
23. dyck is always darker than rest of body.
24. Meditation, Eating and F*cking must always be in private.
25. Everything is fair in Fight and Fu*k.
26. If you think you are a Don Juan, make 26th on your own.:D

Thanks.
 

worship

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These don't make sense... did you use google translator or something?
 

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Pururva said:
20. Make your move when you notice a green signal and a wh0re.

Thanks.

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I really don't understand the point of these!

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i understand them........... and they are kind of a riddle to figure out...... bringing a unique eastern perspective to the forum is a great way to learn about other cultural ways to get girls. Well done.
 

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And thus ladys and gentlemen, Pururva has just shown us a case of overdosis Cocaine. Its a hell of a drug.
 

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Indians always seem so reserved and uptight. You guys have dirty minds!
 

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thank you, come again! (see what I did there?) :p

in other news though, a lot of these made no sense at all.
 

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@ Worship: Brother , I did not use google or any translator. I accept my mistake of translating them in a helter-skelter.

@AJL: Like you move you vehicle after green signal, same way a Man shouldnt dilute his character with ***** and should avoid her.

@Daydream Engineer:- One more for you from Sanskrit

''Shudra, Pashu aur Naari, Teeno Tadan Ke Adhikari''

Means- A servant, an animal and a woman always works well when they are kept in their shoes with baiting.

@Moon-Wolf:- Timothy Leary was my client for his higher consiousness illusions.:D

@ Unbridled Phoenix:-Oh my man! Yeah, I take that being reserved as right compliment as we dont give enough freedom to women to pee on our head. I am not here to prove anyone great or bad based on geographical location.
 

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I like you, stick around.
 
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