"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Fact #1: Girls Want To Be F*cked

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Tuna Head

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Fact #1: Girls are much more sexual then any of us guys can ever imagine. Just look at some of them, they masturbate more then we do and think about sex much more then we do, they even go as far as f*cking animals to get their sexual satisfaction
(YES GIRLS F*CK HORSES AND DOGS) They are more perverted then us and go to greater lengths to get them selves off, would any normal guy f*ck a goat or a dog, DON’T THINK SO (unless he is super perverted)

The truth of the matter is --GIRLS WANT TO BE F*CKED–
but they don't want to seem like sluts or come off as being to easy!
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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hahahahahaha, you posted illegal porn, hahahahahahaha you're so cool.

Face it mate, that isnt evidence that they are. It just goes to show the mentality of some people, beit man or woman.
 

Tuna Head

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Originally posted by DJBen
hahahahahaha, you posted illegal porn, hahahahahahaha you're so cool.

Face it mate, that isnt evidence that they are. It just goes to show the mentality of some people, beit man or woman.

BUMP:eek:
 
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Your a Dork!!! I'm not even going to ask how you came by those web site address. But I'm sure this entire site is wondering now.

I guess your screen name says it all.

You also made a claim which you took no-where. Your whole post makes no sense. What is your final point? Where are you going in your post.

So what you read in Gunny's book that women are horny...we all already know this.
 

Tuna Head

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Originally posted by Player_Supreme
Your a Dork!!! I'm not even going to ask how you came by those web site address. But I'm sure this entire site is wondering now.

I guess your screen name says it all.

You also made a claim which you took no-where. Your whole post makes no sense. What is your final point? Where are you going in your post.

So what you read in Gunny's book that women are horny...we all already know this.

Some poeple on this board don't know how sexual women are especially and how much they want to be ****ed
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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and some people dont know the line that goes on to separate dominant from rape.

wise up, kid
 

Tuna Head

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Originally posted by DJBen
and some people dont know the line that go's on to separate dominant from rape.

wise up, kid
thats true, but what i am saying is that men should not be afraid of women and that they should know that women also want sex

some guys think that women dont like sex


ur younger then me KID, I just Turned 19
 
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Why is it that I enjoy stupid threads alot more than useful or insightful ones? And yes Tuna Head... You are a KID, even as compared to me, in a mental sense at least. LOL
Idiots crack me up.
Did it not occur to you that the only reason you see girls freakin animals on websites is that there is some sort of demand for that kind of entertainment, not because they think it's great? And who do you think would more likely be turned on by that sort of thing? We just hope it's not you.
Also coming from a scientific point of view: Do you know what hormone controls the sex 'drive' in both men and women? Testosterone. Sure women have it but not in as great amounts as guys. Which would conclusively lead me to believe that you are incorrect and that guys want sex at least a little more than the girls. There's my $1.37 worth of blah
 

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Ahhh....freakin' HILARIOUS!!! :p

That's EXTREME, crazy, fake internet talk honey!

Remember to take a class...please...(for the luv of...!!)...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Evil-Rom

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Originally posted by Tuna Head
would any normal guy f*ck a goat or a dog, DON’T THINK SO
Oh, you haven't been to New Zealand.
 

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Not all woman loves sex. Some do some don't.

Also, woman who enjoys sexual stimulation does not translate to she wants penis. She may enjoy self pleasuring more than actual penis. On other hands, for some girls, after they taste penis, they just have to fucc 'em ..

So .. lets not generalize too much .. shell we?
 

Don Juanabbe

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Originally posted by Tuna Head
would any normal guy f*ck a goat or a dog, DON’T THINK SO
Too true man. Up here in Canada, we're real men - we like a little challenge - so we go after big game like Caribou or Moose.
 
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