"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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How do you mention to a girl that shes growin a mustache and needs to get rid of it?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by teedo
How do you mention to a girl that shes growin a mustache and needs to get rid of it?
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That is a good question.

You can't really say anything, just hope she notices and invests in some bleech or shaves.
 
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Hopefully she will hear people talk about it.

This really tall and hairy chick at my school had like sideburns sort of, it took a while but she shaved them.
 
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If she's a close friend then, as earnestly and sensitively as possible,tell her that she should look into getting rid of some unsightly facial hair.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Originally posted by Sterling the Runner
Use it in a Neg Hit!
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Don't you think she'd be really sensitive about this? :confused:
Originally posted by daceovspades
If she's a close friend then, as earnestly and sensitively as possible,tell her that she should look into getting rid of some unsightly facial hair.
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She's not a good friend, just this girl I work with, and sometimes fool around with.
 
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Well you could invite her around your place have sex or whatever and when she goes to sleep you could shave her moustache:D .
Sorry I can't think of any good ideas at the moment but deffinatly don't use a neg about it unless she is really beautiful and especially really confident.
 
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This is what you do, when your talking to her start rubbing above your lip and just keep talking to her like nothing is happening. No she will not think your hitler.. She SHOULD get the idea.
 
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Originally posted by jiza101
This is what you do, when your talking to her start rubbing above your lip and just keep talking to her like nothing is happening. No she will not think your hitler.. She SHOULD get the idea.
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Originally posted by Brak86
no...just mentipon that you saw a random girl today with a moustache and it was ****in nasty....she will check (and hopefully shave) when shes infront of the mirror later.
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Next time your fooling around with her say (in a playfull manner) "ohh, you gotta little peach fuzz".
You may wanna change the wording a little.
 
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