"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Faces, figures and other strange stuff!

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OK fellas. I consider myself a normal guy bigtime. But get this. When I look at tilework, textured walls, carpet and just about anything, I see faces of people, landscapes, animals......alll kinds of stuff. It's all very real and vivid. I'm not trying to do this, it just happens. This has only happened to me in the last few months.

What do you make of all this?

Maybe it's all the LSD I did when I was younger (kidding).
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I know you said you were kidding but did you really do haulucinations when you were younger? I wouldn't be ashamed if you did, I personally think it's very natural and there was a scientific study showing if you used psybocilin(Chemical in magic shrooms) it changes your personality by making you open your mind more.

I'm sure you have already but can you think of anything that might of happened 3 months ago or around that time to make you see that? Some scary book or movie? Something traumatic?
 

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joverby said:
I know you said you were kidding but did you really do haulucinations when you were younger? I wouldn't be ashamed if you did, I personally think it's very natural and there was a scientific study showing if you used psybocilin(Chemical in magic shrooms) it changes your personality by making you open your mind more.

I'm sure you have already but can you think of anything that might of happened 3 months ago or around that time to make you see that? Some scary book or movie? Something traumatic?
Nope. Nothing traumatic in the last few months. It's strange. I was able to see a mans face coming out of what appeared to be clouds in a piece of tile in my master bath. I showed it to my wife. After I pointed out his eyes and other facial features, she was able to see it also.

I'm not freaked out about it by any means. Just don't know what to make of it.

I should ask the voices in my head what they think about this. :crazy:
 

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I actually have this happen to me occasionally too.

I think I might know why.....I happened to you one time randomly, 3 months ago. That made you AWARE (even subconsiously) that you COULD see faces / other imagines in objects.

This start a perpetual cycle of you seeing things BECAUSE you were more aware of it.

Kind of like people seeing the clock at 11:11 or w/e all the time. It's because they've already made themselves subconsiously aware of it.
 

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Perhaps you have crossed a threshold where you are becoming less rigid and formulaic in your thinking. Or perhaps you are experiencing less of a sense of control in life than normal.

Some interesting stuff here:
http://www.sciencemag.org/content/322/5898/115.abstract

I personally have the same thing in an auditory form. Often when I hear white noise, I perceive voices talking though I can't make out actual words. I'm probably putting patterns of noise together to mimic the sound of human speech. Or maybe I'm bat sh!t crazy.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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