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[Crazy Asian]

i usually suck at talking to people on facebook.
i found this girl that got pissed at a guy i know for being a creep to her friend or something and added her.
i've never met her b4 and she doesn't go to my school.
here's how the convo went.


me: haha u deserve to be my friend for ur comment on blah blah's wall.
freaking priceless hahaha.

her: i dont even know that guy and he kept creeping on me.. point blank i really hate being creeped on. haha.

me: i think it's just asian guys overall that's creepy
btw u need to see pineapple express.
"I just got a shipment of Pineapple Express, the dopest dope I've ever smoked. Smellll it. It's like... God's vagina."

HER:mmmm... maybe

me:why do u think that is?

her:why do i think what?

me: that asian guys are creepy lol

her: haha i never said i thought that.. i was saying maybe to going to see the pineapple express or whatever that movie is.. lol

me:haha i was gonna say...... this girl is kind of a *****.
but we're cool now.

her: haha nah.. someone reallyyy has to piss me off before i start being a *****.

me: so wuts an example of someone reallyyyy pissing u off?


her: someone has to treat me like **** anddd try to walk all over me.. andd sluts.. slutty girls realy piss me off

me: what?!
i thought girls like being treated like ****.
this just destroyed everything i believed in....

her: your kidding right...

me: haha apparently facebook does not show my sarcasm very well
i guess i'll have to show u in person sometime.


and then she just stopped talking to me.
i guess it was awkward or i was trying too hard?
facebook stuff always ends up with the girl being uninterested first.
maybe cause i'm ugly?
cause when i talk to ugly girls, i tend to end the convo too.

 

[619joe]

I think you did fine personally.Its kinda ironic then how you pretty much "creeped" her without her really noticing.

Your message about the sluts I thought was ****en hilarious man.I just would have added a smiley face like cause man girls are just stupid.They dont get much humour over the net so really lightens it up so they get the joke.You didnt and I thought it was fine IMO but she maybe thought otherwise.Maybe it was just a bit too harsh of a comment since youve barely known her and all she has to judge you for is a picture/s of you.

Remember not all girls will like you so maybe this one will slide man dont worry one bit.

Dont msg her back tho

 

[The Texas Tornado]

whats up bro. you shouldn't have said the thing about asian guys being creepy since you are asian yourself lol. i've never been a fan of self deprecating humor and i've never seen it work in pickup. also it's good to talk about emotions but not negative ones like being pissed off. but yeah fvck facebook game, its all about daygame sargin baby. hit me up on aim

i also have to disagree with the guy above. there's always something to improve upon! the last thing you want to do is call every girl who rejects you a b1tch or say you just weren't her type. there's ALWAYS something to work on!

 

[betterthandead]

You sound incredibly ****ing stupid, go back to the high school forum, seriously.

And another thing, clowning on your own race is ****ing stupid itself, it's like saying @haha my people are idiots, except i'm part of those idiots and I'm using those idiots as tools to make myself funny when I don't know how to be genuinely funny@ You remind me of 75% of those asian comedians that rely on their race to make funnies. Lame and high school, go back to high school forum. Everyone under 20 should do that.

 

[sprint]

My advice: get off facebook and out into the real world.

Plus, you get upset over a girl you don't even know. This is something you should laugh off.

And yeah I think this belongs in the High School Forum.

 

[DJx420]

Agreed, IMO spitting game over Facebook is just a waste of time. I did this when I was going into college. After a while I became friendly with some of the HBs i met over facebook. EVERY SINGLE ONE of them said that when I was talking to them over facebook before we met I came on like a creep / weirdo.

So since then, only gaming through text/calls, and face to face.

And yea ripping on your race = NOT GOOD

 

[procanto]

Hi, yes, you can send a message to as many friends as you want, just put their names in the to field. However, keep in mind when you send a message to all your friends, it becomes a thread where everyone can reply, and everyone sees eachother's responses, and everyone gets notified of it, in a way this could get annoying for some.

 

[Thai Foon]

you ****ing fail, and are a disgrace to asians

gtfo

 

[DevanE]

Is this true about Asian people...!?!? :nervous:

 

[Crazy Asian]

i wasn't trying to "spit game" or w/e.
i just have a hard time keeping a good convo over internet messaging.

this was the first time i tried to hang out with someone over facebook.
so it' snot like something i do a lot.
i tend to do fine in real life.

hey one thing i've noticed is that all asian guys are extremely shy.
they have few friends and are super nerdy.
luckily i found this site 2 years ago and have been pretty well off.
although i'm still afc, I'm much better off than most asians.
why do you think this is?
the USA's views on chinese people?
how we look?
what is it?

 

[HandyAndy]

Epic fail on every level possible.

 

[sprint]

hey one thing i've noticed is that all asian guys are extremely shy.
they have few friends and are super nerdy.
luckily i found this site 2 years ago and have been pretty well off.
although i'm still afc, I'm much better off than most asians.
why do you think this is?
the USA's views on chinese people?
how we look?
what is it?

dude I know plenty of Asians who are "cool". I'm surprised you're giving into that stereotype. It's kinda self-defeating don't you think?

 

[noodle]

Is this true about Asian people...!?!? :nervous:

:crackup:
...kinda
"Orange Chicken iza very good....very good!"

****, I wish I could do an asian accent like that!!


and Crazy Asian don't stereotype us asians like that for ****s sake...I'm asian too. (vietnamese) and I ain't no nerd with no friends and stuff like that.

however, I do get your drift that most asians are nerds. I think its mostly because of the parents being new to the country (FOBs)
And being FOBs, they don't interact much with other people in the community, they only interact with family members.

Therefore most of the children of these FOBs are raised un-social and therefore just spend there time at home playing video games and this habit is carried on into school and then into highschool.

Well, Thats my theory as to why most asians are so good in school (they have no social life and therefore study/play games) and have no friends/are very shy.


PS. I used to be on that road when I was young. Then I got put in a school with no asians and I started socializing with everyone, not just one race. The result? I'm into tons of sports now, no more video games at home. I'm always out and about, I talk to everyone, I think I know a decent amount of people. (the HS i'm at, I know about 3/4 of the school already, thank sports for that). My grades are okay but thats because my parents ban me from my sport teams if I don't pull at least a 80% in any subject. Its a fricking annoying rule, but w/e. Its helping me

 

[Tu4290]

I agree with noodle, I use to be shy and then i went to a middle and high school where i can count the number of asians in the school on one hand. Not saying thats a good thing or a bad thing kinda surprised. I think that its mostly the people you are around. If oyu are around shy people you tend to reflect off of their characteristics. So I suggest you start hanging around with people that are more outgoing to stop being shy.

 

[DonJuan11]

me: so wuts an example of someone reallyyyy pissing u off?


her: someone has to treat me like **** anddd try to walk all over me.. andd sluts.. slutty girls realy piss me off

me: what?!
i thought girls like being treated like ****.
this just destroyed everything i believed in....

her: your kidding right...

me: haha apparently facebook does not show my sarcasm very well
i guess i'll have to show u in person sometime.

What were you expecting her say?

her: yes you should show me in person how girls like being treated like garbage. Let us meet so you can show me how and I can tear off my clothes and make love to you.