"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Facebook: "Do I know you?"

DJ Axton

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This is something I've had done to me once a while ago. I met a girl at a party, added her and she came back with the famous "Do I know you?". Needless to say I got nowhere.

Anyway, a few days ago this fit girl added me on facebook. But I have no idea who she is lol. I was thinking of throwing the old "Do I know you?" back at her. Anyone ever tried this?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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eaglez1177

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Ive been in this situation before, where a hot ass girl just friend requests me on facebook. From my experience, I would actually recommend you DONT say the "do I know you", cuz chances are, youre not the only guy this chick has friend requested (meaning theres other guys that will say do i know you" line).

Im gonna advise you to do something different. Set yourself apart from all the other "do i know yous" on her wall. Send her a bumper sticker that may seem "cute", or poke her, or just write "hey wuts up" and act cool and casual like you've known her.
 

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I kno what you mean mate. I hate hit. Some girl added some people. I say so where you from? and others are like Do I know you.

be DIFFERENT. I dont get any fit girls adding my on facebook despite a fit profile pic :( haha
 

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say something like.


HEY

and she'll say hey.


and since shes a random person adding you say

Can I ask you a quick question?


and she'll prob say

Sure

Then you say

Your not some like 40 year old man... In his mom's basement... like petting a chicken.

and she'll laugh

then talk to her say ohh hey i have to go in a bit so whats up.

then talk for like a little bit and

then ask her for aim.

I use this **** and it works like maybe like all the time.

Sometimes I get a person who ****ing doesn't know how to speak English, and she says what?!
 

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I had something like this recently. I met this girl at my campus and she was cute. I forgot about her because it was finals. Five days later, I get a friends request with the message "Do I know you?"

I told her who I was, and she said back "I thought you were someone else that I was looking for, but hey."

I kept track of her friends on facebook to see if she found any of the other Kyle's that she was looking for. No one ever showed up, but I moved in for the meeting and then the kiss. The rest is history :p

- comic_relief
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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fertileTurtle

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Did it once and did not work at all. Try someting a little bit smarter yo. Maybe a dig at her look or something. Hah you'd make a strange looking granny!

And yeahs, comic relief. My eyes have been opened to facebook gaming the last month. It's so easy man. You're drunks at a bar so you get her number then get her facebook page or get her name written down and then her number on facebook.

It's like the Bob Dylan song "The Times They Are A Chang'n." You better change with them or you'll "sink like a stone."
 

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comic_relief said:
Five days later, I get a friends request with the message "Do I know you?"

- comic_relief
So she remembered your name or something? How did she do it? You must have an easy to remember name spelled like Bob Smith or Jack Crust.
 

eaglez1177

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fertileTurtle said:
Did it once and did not work at all. Try someting a little bit smarter yo. Maybe a dig at her look or something. Hah you'd make a strange looking granny!
And yeahs, comic relief. My eyes have been opened to facebook gaming the last month. It's so easy man. You're drunks at a bar so you get her number then get her facebook page or get her name written down and then her number on facebook.

It's like the Bob Dylan song "The Times They Are A Chang'n." You better change with them or you'll "sink like a stone."
For the love of god please tell me you did not actually say this.
 
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