Facebook attempt to pick up a chick

[Dole]

So I was joking around with my friend on facebook and i came across this hottie and i asked my friend what would be a funny opener and he is like: hey baby girl ever been with a man like me before

Me: HEY BABY GIRL EVER BEEN WITH A MAN LIKE ME BEFORE
Her: omg who the fuk* are you now?
ME: I AM THIS GUY
http://www.facebook.com/ (My facebook page)
I LIVE IN YOUR CITY
HER: lol is your caps lock stuck?
Me: i fixed it, but i could get something stuck in you and its not what you think
Her: Im pretty sure its what i think. fuk* off.
ME: i was gonna say my charisma but okay
Her: that doesnt make sense retard.
Me: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charisma
HER: go away.
Me: Good idea, with this weather I should book a flight to Mexico.
Other than being both good looking I don't think we share anything else in common except our mutual friends. How you know Mr.X and Mr.Y?
Her: went to school with Mr.X hes my bud and Mr.Yi know thru mutual friends
Me: you still in highschool??
Her: LOl NOOO three years passeddd
Me: Good good,
Listen I am busy with school right now, end of semester and all, and I don't have the time getting to know you through facebook. I'd like to meet you in person cause you know facebook can be deceiving so how about I get in contact with Mr.X and he gets in contact with you and you bring a friend and we go out for drinks

She hasn't replied lol

Anyways, what you guys think?
Should I have chatted her up so more or I made a move to quick?

 

[f283000]

She's a b|tch but anyway why can't you do this in real life? Why do you have to do this in facebook when 99% of the time you do this you will come off as a stalker that goes around looking at profiles?

Listen I am busy with school right now, end of semester and all, and I don't have the time getting to know you through facebook. I'd like to meet you in person cause you know facebook can be deceiving so how about I get in contact with Mr.X and he gets in contact with you and you bring a friend and we go out for drinks

1. You gave too much of an explanation with your whole "being busy with school." If you had said "wanna go out and have some drinks sometime" That would have been 1000 times better. Women don't like guys that explain themselves to them they want masculine men.
2. What are you doing trying to bring friends along? Are you trying to seduce her or are you trying to hang out and win a new friend? You seduce women by isolating them not by agreeing to hang out with their friends.

You should have aborted this mission the moment she started swearing which is a bad sign.

 

[falconslax89]

that was painful to read. zero IL. forget about it.

 

[Tesl]

Me: HEY BABY GIRL EVER BEEN WITH A MAN LIKE ME BEFORE
Her: omg who the fuk* are you now?
ME: I AM THIS GUY
http://www.facebook.com/ (My facebook page)
I LIVE IN YOUR CITY
HER: lol is your caps lock stuck?
Me: i fixed it, but i could get something stuck in you and its not what you think
Her: Im pretty sure its what i think. fuk* off.
ME: i was gonna say my charisma but okay
Her: that doesnt make sense retard.
Me: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charisma
HER: go away.
Me: Good idea, with this weather I should book a flight to Mexico.

I can't tell if you are being serious or not. This chat is about the worst one I ever read on sosuave. Just awful.

Anyways, what you guys think?
Should I have chatted her up so more or I made a move to quick?

I think it was an absolute disaster, and any further "chatting up" wouldn't have gone well. I can't find the words to explain how big of a disaster this was.

 

[thewickedm]

is this the new way of interpreting "make the hoe say no"?

 

[Lord Sidious]

I don´t know about you, guys, but until now I scored 0 chicks on Facebook. Chicks accept friend invitations but then don´t answer pms or just ignore on chat most of the time.

Sometimes everthing seems to be good (after several pms), but at some point it´s harder to go on. I prefer meeting gals and talking to them personally. But, you never know. Maybe one day I´ll pick up a few on FB.