"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Facebook a legalized ponzi scheme

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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I agree that it's being hyped up way out of proportion. But calling it a ponzi scheme reeks of ignorance.
 

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I would never get in on an IPO, let alone another dot com esque frenzy based on hype and no fundamentals. Traditionally, IPOs jump than lose anywhere from 50 to 70% of their initial equity value. As was stated, the guys who are in first will let the stock price go up, than sell once everyone else starts to buy in.
 

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As was stated, the guys who are in first will let the stock price go up, than sell once everyone else starts to buy in.
aka a ponzi scheme :)
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Burroughs said:
aka a ponzi scheme :)
I am aware that this is splitting hair, but I thought this was closer to a 'pump and dump'. A ponzi scheme is perpetuated by finding new investors to pay out the old ones. to FB's credit, they have made some money in the past. Just not enough to justify whatever the closing cost of a share is...
 

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the only reason this is so hyped is becuase the held out so long. the whole point is to buy low and sell high. right now it's through the roof.

they are validated at something like 90 billion dollar company. an internet site that does not produce anyhting and you have people sooping this **** up like hotcakes. apple was a great buy when steve jobs re took over. buying facebook now just does not make any sense from an investment perspective. you aren't even really investing you don't invest in a company that is worth 100 billion dollars. what can they possibly do to get you a return on your investment? their ad system is ****.
 

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So you think they used social engineers and psychologist to create that ego feeding/attention wh0ring monster with the final purpose of getting rich through the selling of his shares?

Im just asking not accusing you of anything, I find it hard not to believe but to realize as plan.
 

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IPOs have always been a con game on the public. Almost every one is a "hot issue" which means a guaranteed profit for the insiders who are allowed to purchase before the general public. Those insiders are typically the best customers (paid the most in commissions) of the issuing brokers.

What always made me mad was that IPOs are just about impossible to short sell for 90 days or so after the opening. So even when you know that the hunk of crap stock is going down, there's no way to make money off its tumble.
 

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We spend so much pretend money (none of it is backed by anything substantial) on virtual products that do not actually have substance in the real world.

I can't wait to see their share price after the 1st quarter when investors realize the company will NEVER MAKE $7-10 BILLION A YEAR to warrant its value. They already are at their peak....

This is exactly whats wrong with the US economy. We have children selling shares of silly websites while the Chinese manufacture durable goods
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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The dumb asses opened FB at 42 instead of the 38 they had announced beforehand, then of course it plummets right back to 38 the same day. Current price is $33.50.

I have read that some broker-dealers will have shares available to short as early as the end of this week. FB options are scheduled to start trading next week on the CBOE, and at that time, anyone may simply buy a put option to profit from facebook's demise. I can only imagine that the pricing of those puts will be at a premium, because demand will be so high.
 

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I've also heard an analyst say that in the coming months they intend to issue shares up to a final OS of two billion shares. Two billion outstanding shares of a dubious social media website! lol

No thanks, I'm not even going to mess with shorting FB, I'm staying the hell away from it altogether.
 

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Ummm...that's every stock. That's the stock market. It goes around and around and you hope you're not the poor idiot holding the bag the moment the price starts to tank.
 

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From what I read, an IPO isn't shortable until after 90 days?

That's a long time to wait. I want to short the Titanic now.

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Facebook is the new Myspace, and we all know how that ended.
Some old idiot will overvalue it and then buy it for way over what it's worth? That sounds great.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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From what I read, an IPO isn't shortable until after 90 days?

That is at the discretion of your broker-dealer. There must be margined shares available for you to borrow, in order to sell them without having them. My BD was Penson financial, and they made me wait 90 days. Other BDs like Interactive Brokers usually had IPO shares to short much faster than 90 days.
 
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Alle_Gory said:
From what I read, an IPO isn't shortable until after 90 days?

That's a long time to wait. I want to short the Titanic now.



Some old idiot will overvalue it and then buy it for way over what it's worth? That sounds great.
But institutional investors with early access CAN short

and they are :)

some shorted on friday...for reasons that have only just become clear (selective dissemination)
 

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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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