"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Face or Body

Which girl would you rather have as your gf?


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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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mrRuckus

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DJHoolahoop said:
a girl can lose weight, its hard for them to lose the ugly.
Yea right like women ever "lose the weight."

One in a zillion.
 

surrender83

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What if a woman keeps herself in shape. Eats right and exercises but just happens to have small boobs. Would her body be considered unattractive?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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spaceman2001 said:
You know Peter North does gay porn too, right?
...He doesn't DO it he DID it before he became popular because making money in the porn industry is hard. Now he only does straight movies and had sex with every hot female pornstar! so I guess that'll cancel things out.
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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surrender83 said:
What if a woman keeps herself in shape. Eats right and exercises but just happens to have small boobs. Would her body be considered unattractive?
I'm seeing a dancer that fits this mold perfectly. All of her other talents more than make up for her mosquito bites. Well, they aren't THAT small, still a mouthful.. :D
 

spaceman2001

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...He doesn't DO it he DID it before he became popular because making money in the porn industry is hard. Now he only does straight movies and had sex with every hot female pornstar! so I guess that'll cancel things out.
No it doesn't cancel things out. He was sucking c0ck and taking c0ck in his ass while licking other guys a$$holes. What a homo. And you've got him in your username, rofl.
 

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DJHoolahoop said:
a girl can lose weight, its hard for them to lose the ugly.

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

perfectly worded

I noticed the other day that ma mates bird has a stunning body - big tats and a great a$$ n legs but the face isnt great so im might change my vote to body
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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