"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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F_ckfriend after 1 year?

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Hi ,well i have a question , if you know a girl for like 1 year and half and you just want to f_ her, can it be possible?

Because i know a girl for this amount of time and i loved her ( like really in love) for like 1 year, and she knew it but she didnt want me at all. I stopped to love her like 4 months ago . Im also popular at my school so i told everybody to call her ( the swallower) it means she swallows only *** and shes a slut. Lol after 1 month like that, I talked to her again and it was ok, i told everybody to stop and she was happy. But right now , it has been 1 month she said she was pissed of me because "i changed" lol (im sure it is because last year i was emo and i was loving her so i was always kind to her, I was to her feets). But now i changed, i changed my way to talk im not looking emo anymore and changed my style all my friends(girls also) like it,i lame girls sometimes and I find it funny with my friends and all her friends like me . Even Her best friends don't understand why she is pissed of me also. So i didnt care 2 weeks ago because i said myself she's dumb. But now i just want to F_CK because she's so sexy ! wow

So yesterday I was with my friends and i sended her texts i wanted to **** her, she wasn't believing me and i kept telling her with texts that i was serious, she was with her friend so her friend texted me to stop because it wasn't funny, so she kept telling me that i was annoying so i finally texted her : Ur noob, i dont just have to talk to you, i just wanted to bang, ciao and she answered: lol
What does it mean ? is she laughing of me or she is laughing because she finds it funny.

(sorry for any mistakes, english is not my primary language)(im 14 and im in sec 3(9th grade))
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Shes laughing at you cuz ur making yourself look like a fvcking idiot.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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You ruined any chance you had most likely. Read the DJ bible like the others have said man.
 
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you just made my day, greatest way to blow your chances with a chick ever :woo:
 
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You know... ever if some say you most think that you are the reward and that you need to think about yourself only, I think you exagerated right there
 
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ahhhh forget this thread all please, i was a complete noob , let it die
 
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Haha it's ok man, at least you learned something (hopefully >.<). Just keep browsing the forum and let the information sink in.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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