Saturday, I went to a St Pattys day parade where there were literally millions of smoking HBs.
I went to the parade with two friends, but had a bunch of people I know going up there and planned to meet them. I had woken up to a few irish car bombs that morning and was obviously ready to go from there.
We get there - walk around for a little bit and I spot a set of 5 HBs.. One of the girls was an absolute 10 - no doubt about it, three others were very good looking and then we had the whale of the group, obviously.
Anyways, I approach with my 2 buddies and ask them to distract the whale and flirt with the other three while I talk to the HB10..
(She was wearing this goofy looking green hat I walk up and grab that **** right off her head) - money move IMO.
ME: I think it looks better on me.. What do you think?
HB10: haha.. you wish.. jerk! Give it back to me!
ME: No, I am not that easy..
At this point she is grinding up against me to try to get the hat back while I hold it up in the air away from her. Sexy body. Even if I bricked this approach at this point it was a win since she was grinding on me w/ that body.
She is holding on to my arm just kinda looking at me at this point so I lean and kiss her and then we're making out. Just like that. We make out for like 30 seconds and then she pushes me away.. LOL.
We do some more flirting and walk around with eachother for the entire day flirting, drinking, etc..
I tell the girls one of my friends is having a party tonight and they should come.. The whale (of course) immediately says no that her friend is having some party.. One of my friends was macking on one of the HB10's friends and she wanted to come so she talked the HB10 into it. The whale of the group was pissed and left with 1 of the other girls. So, it's my 2 friends, me, and HB10 and 2 friends.
We drop the girls off so they can change and **** and go out to eat.. Pick them back up and drive back to my house. It's like 7 oclock and we're just chilling at my house for a little bit and then go to my friends party at about 8.
We go to my friends party and I am blasted and I didn't know where the HB10 was at the time so I make out with her friend.. HB10 was right there watching and didn't mind at all and was encouraging it actually, LOL. We only stay at this party for a few hours then head back to my house. I was tired as hell since I had been running since like 7am.
Anyways, my mom was out of town (thank god) so I didn't have to sneak them onto the roof or anything. The other girl wanders off looking around my house so I am ISO'd with HB10 and we start fooling around and I escalate it to trying to rip off her shirt. It then moves to my couch and the other girl comes back and says she is really tired and wants to know where she is sleeping. I tell her we can all sleep in my room, so she doesn't have to sleep alone, LOL. I am hoping I get to bang them both at this point, but feel it's a long shot. Anyway, we go up to my room and the other girl says and I quote "hurry up and finish so I don't have to sleep on the floor".
Obviously, I knew I was in @ that point so I make sure she gives me a nice long blow job while the other girl lays on the floor. I start knocking this girls boots and she is being LOUD as hell.. There is no way her friend is going to sleep with her ****ing yelling like that, so her friend leaves the room and goes on the couch. We finish up like 25 minutes later. I go down stairs to get my glass of chocolate milk and inform her friend. Cuddled with the other 2 for the rest of the night.. My brother who was in town for a day randomly shows up at my house and pulls my ass out of bed I thought he was pissed about something and just tells me "good job" gives me $200 and leaves. Funny ****.
It's unfortunate I didn't get too bang them both though.
I went to the parade with two friends, but had a bunch of people I know going up there and planned to meet them. I had woken up to a few irish car bombs that morning and was obviously ready to go from there.
We get there - walk around for a little bit and I spot a set of 5 HBs.. One of the girls was an absolute 10 - no doubt about it, three others were very good looking and then we had the whale of the group, obviously.
Anyways, I approach with my 2 buddies and ask them to distract the whale and flirt with the other three while I talk to the HB10..
(She was wearing this goofy looking green hat I walk up and grab that **** right off her head) - money move IMO.
ME: I think it looks better on me.. What do you think?
HB10: haha.. you wish.. jerk! Give it back to me!
ME: No, I am not that easy..
At this point she is grinding up against me to try to get the hat back while I hold it up in the air away from her. Sexy body. Even if I bricked this approach at this point it was a win since she was grinding on me w/ that body.
She is holding on to my arm just kinda looking at me at this point so I lean and kiss her and then we're making out. Just like that. We make out for like 30 seconds and then she pushes me away.. LOL.
We do some more flirting and walk around with eachother for the entire day flirting, drinking, etc..
I tell the girls one of my friends is having a party tonight and they should come.. The whale (of course) immediately says no that her friend is having some party.. One of my friends was macking on one of the HB10's friends and she wanted to come so she talked the HB10 into it. The whale of the group was pissed and left with 1 of the other girls. So, it's my 2 friends, me, and HB10 and 2 friends.
We drop the girls off so they can change and **** and go out to eat.. Pick them back up and drive back to my house. It's like 7 oclock and we're just chilling at my house for a little bit and then go to my friends party at about 8.
We go to my friends party and I am blasted and I didn't know where the HB10 was at the time so I make out with her friend.. HB10 was right there watching and didn't mind at all and was encouraging it actually, LOL. We only stay at this party for a few hours then head back to my house. I was tired as hell since I had been running since like 7am.
Anyways, my mom was out of town (thank god) so I didn't have to sneak them onto the roof or anything. The other girl wanders off looking around my house so I am ISO'd with HB10 and we start fooling around and I escalate it to trying to rip off her shirt. It then moves to my couch and the other girl comes back and says she is really tired and wants to know where she is sleeping. I tell her we can all sleep in my room, so she doesn't have to sleep alone, LOL. I am hoping I get to bang them both at this point, but feel it's a long shot. Anyway, we go up to my room and the other girl says and I quote "hurry up and finish so I don't have to sleep on the floor".
Obviously, I knew I was in @ that point so I make sure she gives me a nice long blow job while the other girl lays on the floor. I start knocking this girls boots and she is being LOUD as hell.. There is no way her friend is going to sleep with her ****ing yelling like that, so her friend leaves the room and goes on the couch. We finish up like 25 minutes later. I go down stairs to get my glass of chocolate milk and inform her friend. Cuddled with the other 2 for the rest of the night.. My brother who was in town for a day randomly shows up at my house and pulls my ass out of bed I thought he was pissed about something and just tells me "good job" gives me $200 and leaves. Funny ****.
It's unfortunate I didn't get too bang them both though.
