"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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War Against Betaism

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When I was fixing up my eyebrows using my electric razor, I twitched and ran the thing through like most of my eyebrow. So I decided to just shave it all off and wait for it to grow. How long does it take to grow? I look ret@rded walking around with a bandaid over what is supposed to be my eyebrow.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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why the fvck did you shave the entire thing off?! I slipped and did that once. Women have these eyebrow pencil thingys I stole one from my mom and colored it in, Its just like a black colored pencil.
 

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I shaved it off entirely because when I twitched, I got most of it. The only thing left was this little patch.

When you at it from afar it doesn't really look bad. It looks terrible up close though.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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War Against Betaism said:
I shaved it off entirely because when I twitched, I got most of it. The only thing left was this little patch.

When you at it from afar it doesn't really look bad. It looks terrible up close though.
You know, I can't imagine it taking much longer than a couple weeks to get to a state where it doesn't look so bad. That's harsh...
 

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Firstly, you're a retard.

Second, take tons of MSM pills and get a MSM cream to put over your eyebrows. That stuff makes your hair grow faster, no joke.
 

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and you boys call yourselves dj's? i have one eyebrow. it is as if a caterpillar decided to nest on my forehead. does it matter? hell, no. most of the broads you are hunting are fat. why should you worry about how good you look? as it stands, my one eyebrow and i get more action than all of your eyebrows combined.

men are supposed to have lots of hair. it is a sign of being a man. i have never been sent back because of my eyebrow. not once!
 

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aldaris said:
and you boys call yourselves dj's? i have one eyebrow. it is as if a caterpillar decided to nest on my forehead. does it matter? hell, no. most of the broads you are hunting are fat. why should you worry about how good you look? as it stands, my one eyebrow and i get more action than all of your eyebrows combined.

men are supposed to have lots of hair. it is a sign of being a man. i have never been sent back because of my eyebrow. not once!
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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well there are a few older women that i know that shave their eyebrows off and then paint it back on with makeup, and it doesnt seem to take too awful long.

i just tweeze when i wanna shape mine up, some people go to a place and get theirs waxed when they wanna shape theirs up.
 

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I have friends that have had their eyerbrows shaved off at partys, they take at least a month to grow back. I remember the last time it hapened the boy only had stubble for an eyebrow after 2 weeks...

Also, expect to be branded with the name 'Eyebrows' lol :)
 

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just so suave said:
I have friends that have had their eyerbrows shaved off at partys, they take at least a month to grow back. I remember the last time it hapened the boy only had stubble for an eyebrow after 2 weeks...

Also, expect to be branded with the name 'Eyebrows' lol :)
Well at least I can use an excuse that I got pranked on.
 
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