Extremely Sexual Tinder Profile

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

EyeOnThePrize

Master Don Juan

Dec 12, 2020

@TheQ2020
Everyone's saying the same thing, that if your pics are on point it doesn't matter what your profile says or what you say in chat.

It's easy to overindulge on sluuts to the point that personal goals slip away. If your goal is to fuuck sluuts at all costs and you find that extremely fulfilling then more power to you. Just realize there's always a cost, and not just with time or money.

Personally I don't think you're aware of your own facade. I'd love to be proven wrong.

$20 says OP catches feels before hitting 20 unique lays.

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.